Polls & Surveys - 24 June 2007

Or does it ever cross your mind that maybe some of us are looking for something serious but end up settling for a one night stand instead?

2007-06-24 10:58:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://www.microkitten.com/images/prods/evelyn-j/1949-sm.jpg

2007-06-24 10:58:10 · 2 answers · asked by pattyishot 1

i'm new and need some contacts will you be mine?

2007-06-24 10:57:48 · 16 answers · asked by Ben 1

2007-06-24 10:56:23 · 14 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7

2007-06-24 10:56:21 · 33 answers · asked by ~LOZ~ 6

I am writing a short story. I can't decide what to write about. Which one sounds more appealing to you?

-4 friends have a sleepover & invite a new girl in school over. 2 of the friends plan to scare the others. but while they are trying to scare them one of the 2 disappers (or something like that) but anyway the new girl ends up trying to kill them

-this one would tell the story about a 15- year old girl with depression, was given a date rape drug and raped, and now can't sleep without the lights on

-a 15-year old girl who claims she can do weird stuff like, wish something would happen, then it really does happen. And claims she can astral project herself.


or if you got any other suggestions that would be great too!

2007-06-24 10:55:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-06-24 10:54:29 · 62 answers · asked by Sea Mist 3

be the most beautiful person alive but heartless or
ugly and have the most beautiful heart?

2007-06-24 10:53:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-06-24 10:49:14 · 3 answers · asked by Christopher C 2

I probably should have brought this up earlier.

Tell him, if I'm around the grille will never go out, and dragons know a cool pool game that will make the fair maidens especially affectionate.

2007-06-24 10:47:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

All my contacts!

2007-06-24 10:45:42 · 5 answers · asked by ESCAPE THE FATE FREAK! 6

When giving an answer to a question, which ones do you give out the most or which ones describe you the most?

2007-06-24 10:44:51 · 14 answers · asked by Roxas of Organization 13 7

2007-06-24 10:44:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

Not famous.
I don't want to be famous for doing stupid **** :p

2007-06-24 10:44:03 · 31 answers · asked by Seduce A Stranger :] 6

Seriously.....

2007-06-24 10:41:45 · 7 answers · asked by enbsayshello 5

2007-06-24 10:41:11 · 9 answers · asked by Your Mom 6

*sticks tongue out*
wish it had a better flavour
mountain dew flavour lol

what flavour rain would you like ?

2007-06-24 10:41:06 · 11 answers · asked by throw_away_your_television_2 6

I'm doing Bon Jovi....wanted dead or alive..whose next?

2007-06-24 10:41:01 · 6 answers · asked by Experimental876 4

2007-06-24 10:40:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-06-24 10:39:40 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-06-24 10:38:44 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

This dragon can sometimes be leery,
To deal with this issue so dreary.
They'll soon draw my ire
And their knickers on fire.
The Yaholes won't post all my queries.

2007-06-24 10:38:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-06-24 10:38:05 · 14 answers · asked by Lynne 3

2007-06-24 10:34:51 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on
a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy
says aloud, "Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?"

The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective
parrot."

"Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and
answered me!"

"I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a
highly intelligent thoroughly educated bird."

"Oh yeah?" the guy asks, "Then answer this -- how do you
hang onto your perch without any feet?"

"Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but
since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar
like a little hook. You can't see it because of my
feathers."

"Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand and speak
English can't you?"

"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can
converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic:
politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I'm
especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me.
I'd be a great companion."

The guy looks at the $200.00 price tag. "Sorry, but I just
can't afford that."

"Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth
is, nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can
probably get me for $20; just make the guy an offer!"

The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot.

Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense
of humor, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands
everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful. The guy is
delighted.

One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes,
"Psssssssssssst," and motions him over with one wing. "I
don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about
your wife and the postman."

"What are you talking about?" asks the guy.

"When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife
greeted him at the door in a sheer black nightie."

"WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?"

"Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up
her nightie and began petting her all over," reported the
parrot.

"NO!" he exclaims. "And she let him?"

"Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on
his knees and began to kiss her all over...."

Then the frantic guy demands, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"

"Damned if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch!"

2007-06-24 10:33:14 · 6 answers · asked by SallySunshine 4

2007-06-24 10:33:03 · 64 answers · asked by Sydney Paws 6

You know you are supposed to remember something, but can't remember what it is!

2007-06-24 10:31:11 · 47 answers · asked by ~LOZ~ 6

Have you ever taken off your shoes AND socks in school? Why?

2007-06-24 10:31:08 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous

And thought to yourself:

1. There's no way in hell you are like that in person, not unless you get a good beat down on a regular basis.

2. You need a good hard smack.

3. The only reason why you say the things you do is because you're hiding behind a computer.

I just read some girls profile and it was just so arrogant and nasty.........plus all her answers were that way as well. There's no need to hurt peoples feelings who are honestly looking for help. I'm really curious if anyone else has come across this sort of thing on here.

2007-06-24 10:30:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-06-24 10:28:12 · 24 answers · asked by STORMY K 3