Am I trying to buy Real Estate at a discount?
Am I hoping to appear on The Apprentice?
Am I star struck?
Do I feel more important inside, knowing I'm hopelessly associated with a "celebrity’s" avatar/picture?
Am I being surreptitiously manipulated by Y!A propaganda?
Am I becoming a puppet in Donald’s insidious Master Play?
Is it her hair?
Am I waiting for her to call me or pick me from the crowd?
Am I desperately in love?
Is it her “babe factor”?
Am I hoping to marry into fame and fortune?
Is it her dad's comb-over?
Is it a Rosie O. curse?
WHY? WHY? WHY did I stoop so LOW?
WHY do I have Ivanka Trump as a Contact??? :-)
2007-06-22
09:22:33
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