I thought i was a romantic type of guy until i got a slap across my coupon(face) for my efforts...I installed strobe lights in my bedroom as a wee surprise for my girlfriend....after a romantic dinner (boil in the bag beef curry and a £1.99 bottle of Bucks Fizz) i led(well dragged) my girlfriend upstairs to the bedroom where i revealed my 'romantic surprise' to her...she asked me why i had installed strobe lights and i told her that it would give me the impression that she was moving when i made love to her...I have never been slapped so hard in the face since my mother slapped me for wearing her bra and undies...
2007-05-09
06:40:14
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