what is the dumbest thing spouse has done?

Answer 1

Drank 1/2 a bottle of scotch, eight beers, and then asked my sister if she wanted to suck his C@$k. The next morning he said he didn't remember anything until I grabbed his drink, threw it acoss the room and told him to get his a$S to bed.

Answer 2

Well, the dumbest thing my husband has done was he went out and got totally drop-dead drunk then came home with another chick to grab some beer and go drink EVEN MORE. I was on my way out to the car to go look for him cuz this was at 1:30am and as I was about to get in the car they showed up. She was driving our BRAND NEW truck (which he barely let ME drive) and dropped him at the end of the alley to run in the garage and get the beer while she backed out of the alley and continued driving in hopes to pick him up at the end of the block or something. What gets me is that here I was looking out for him and about to search for him to make sure he's ok, and then HE GETS RAVING MAD AT ME (most likely because he got caught!). Once the chick saw me it was all apologies from her but not him! The next morning he was still mad at me and couldn't see my point of view. I didn't think it looked good coming home with another chick to grab beer (especially since she wouldn't even pull in the driveway - it appeared to be sneaking around). He eventually apologized but I think that was just to get me to shut up.

So yeah, that was the dumbest thing my husband has ever done.
Or wait........maybe that's just the MOST HURTFUL.

Answer 3

The only stupid thing he's done was to get on a 4 wheeler, after drinking, but fortunately had the sense to wear a helmet, and go for a ride with some friends.....it took them 20 minutes to come back and tell me that they couldn't find him, and we found him 20 minutes after that (before search and rescue got there)...he wrecked. After checking him out (I'm a paramedic), I took him to the ER, he suffered a concussion, thank goodness it wasn't anything worse. This was Father's Day and I'd just lost my mother suddenly on Mother's Day.

Answer 4

I was sick as a dog one christmas. She got some Airborne tablets for me. She didn't read the label and just put the darn tab in my mouth(I could barely raise my head). About ten minutes later I come to and have this huge mess of lemon foam coming outta my mouth!!! It was an effervescent!!! We still joke about that all the time

Answer 5

He read the weed n feed bottle wrong. It says do not water for 3 to 4 days after application.
He watered for 3 to 4 days after, for like the WHOLE summer

Answer 6

I had a tape of our 3 year old daughter singing "teddy bear picnic", while her 5 year old brother, dressed as a teddy bear, danced around with her, on stage, at a talent show. My husband taped a Bull's basketball game over it. It was clearly labeled on the top and side. he didn't even look. he just grabbed any tape to record on!

Answer 7

Started running bath water and then went to the store without turning the water off. What's worse is she didn't tell me about it (too embarrassed) and I was forced to interrogate her at length to find out why the floor was warped.

Answer 8

Besides marrying me? Nothing compares.

Answer 9

Ended his relationship with me I was the best thing to ever happen to him!

Answer 10

She wrote me this e-mail. Shes a horrible speller.

YOU WENT TO CICI'S, I HAD A READHOT AND 4 FIGSNORINTS.....I WONT TO GO THE POWER POINT PIZZA BAR AGAIN IT WAS GOOD AND I DID NOT EAT MUCH BECOUSE I WAS TALKING....I WAS ROBED.....