Polls & Surveys - 1 April 2007

2007-04-01 06:37:43 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

preferably women

2007-04-01 06:35:50 · 17 answers · asked by MICHAEL P 2

2007-04-01 06:35:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

I know i am, I'm sure i am, I'm H.A.P.P.Y.

2007-04-01 06:34:04 · 59 answers · asked by Smurf 7

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.
The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very
rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and
the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the
pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to
live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the
hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but
he felt like he was missing an important part of
himself.

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a
different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need - a new suit."

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44
long."

Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in
the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"

Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."

The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2
neck." Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.

Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How
about some new underwear?"

Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure."

The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's
see...size 36."

Joe laughed "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 32 since I was 18
years old."

The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 32. A
32 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your
spine and give you one hell of a headache."

New suit = $600
New shirt = $36
New underwear = $6
Second opinion PRICELESS.

2007-04-01 06:31:03 · 3 answers · asked by bad_bob_69 7

Websites do you have bookmarked?

2007-04-01 06:30:37 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-04-01 06:30:07 · 44 answers · asked by Kelsey 5

My BA % has plummeted from 33% to 27% and I lost my orange badge (good riddance)...but I'm having more fun, so I think it's worth it!
The question- how important is your BA % to you?

2007-04-01 06:28:27 · 26 answers · asked by splitlevelmind 5

USA in general and the citizens?

2007-04-01 06:27:27 · 15 answers · asked by Random Violence 2

When the skies are blue and nothing fills the sky but a few random clouds, the sun is shining, a cool breeze blows the green leaves on the trees and the flowers sway together as one.. and you get the smell of freshly cut grass.. ahh bliss

what did you wake upto this morning? (dinner or afternoon for those of you with hang over hehe)

2007-04-01 06:26:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

mine is very soft people tell me that all of the time.

2007-04-01 06:25:46 · 18 answers · asked by Kelsey 5

what nationality would you like to be, Canadian or American

2007-04-01 06:24:35 · 34 answers · asked by NONAME 1

2007-04-01 06:24:18 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-04-01 06:23:13 · 13 answers · asked by Lady M 6

What comes to mind when I say bratwurst???

2007-04-01 06:22:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-04-01 06:22:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

If so, WHY?

2007-04-01 06:21:34 · 7 answers · asked by soulestada 4

shaving Foam or shaving Gel?

what the heck is this stuff anyway?
I read what was in the Gel.
besides water;
palmitic acid
triethanolamine
stearic acid
isopentane,
sunflower seed oil glyceride
sorbitol
tocopheryl acetate (vitamin E)
frangrance
PVP
isobutane
PEG 90M
Blue 1

2007-04-01 06:21:15 · 14 answers · asked by kenmauiphoto 5

a bowl of strawberries and chocolate to dip it in???

2007-04-01 06:18:12 · 26 answers · asked by Kelsey 5

This is fairly tough.
1. Johnny Paul Jason
2. Eddie Haskell
3. 'Thorny' Thornberry
4. Osgood Conklin
5. Andrew Hogg Brown

2007-04-01 06:16:16 · 12 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6

2007-04-01 06:14:44 · 20 answers · asked by Gnome 6

...... what would it be?

2007-04-01 06:14:06 · 25 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7

2007-04-01 06:14:00 · 13 answers · asked by spider 4

2007-04-01 06:11:29 · 11 answers · asked by Paradiddle 2

everything is different and you can't recognise any landmarks?

2007-04-01 06:10:56 · 4 answers · asked by Gnome 6

2007-04-01 06:09:38 · 8 answers · asked by Irmak 7

mine is white tea and ginger.

2007-04-01 06:09:37 · 22 answers · asked by skywings 3

1. Doc Adams
2. Lucas McCain
3. Jim Hardie
4. Lt. Elroy Carpenter
5. Howard Sprague
6. Betty Anderson

2007-04-01 06:09:03 · 7 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6

2007-04-01 06:08:58 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-04-01 06:08:06 · 29 answers · asked by Pepper's Mommy 5