1) Get chased by an angry mob with guns or get chased by an angry mob of professional quarterbacks throwing posums with rabies at you
2) Have your famous last words as "Hey, Look what I can do!" or "What does this button do?"
3) Go to the bathroom in front of a 100 people, or watch a 100 people go to the bathroom, and clean up after them
4) Lose your car keys, or Lock your keys in your car
5) Have the only thing you can say is either "Shut up, before I smack you" or "I want to make love to you"
6) Have eyes on the back of your head, or have eyes on your fingers
7) Have a really evil monkey as a pet, or have 10 really hyper dogs.
8) Be a toilet or be the toilet paper
9) Cry tears of coke-cola or cry tears of lemonade
10) Loose your sense of balance or loose your sense of humor
2007-03-22
12:55:27
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