Up For Fun Quiz 5?

Question

1) Get chased by an angry mob with guns or get chased by an angry mob of professional quarterbacks throwing posums with rabies at you
2) Have your famous last words as "Hey, Look what I can do!" or "What does this button do?"
3) Go to the bathroom in front of a 100 people, or watch a 100 people go to the bathroom, and clean up after them
4) Lose your car keys, or Lock your keys in your car
5) Have the only thing you can say is either "Shut up, before I smack you" or "I want to make love to you"
6) Have eyes on the back of your head, or have eyes on your fingers
7) Have a really evil monkey as a pet, or have 10 really hyper dogs.
8) Be a toilet or be the toilet paper
9) Cry tears of coke-cola or cry tears of lemonade
10) Loose your sense of balance or loose your sense of humor

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Answer 1

1. Angry mob with guns.
2. "Hey, look what I can do!"
3. Go to the bathroom in front of 100 people.
4. Lock my keys in the car.
5. I would say "Shut up before I make love to you"
6. Eyes on the back of my head.
7. Really hyper dogs.
8. A toilet.
9. Coke - lemonade would sting like crazy
10. Sense of balance.

Answer 2

1) Get chased by an angry mob with guns
2) Have your famous last words as "What does this button do?"
3) Go to the bathroom in front of a 100 people,
4) Lock your keys in your car
5) Have the only thing you can say "I want to make love to you"
6) Have eyes on the back of your head
7) have 10 really hyper dogs.
8) be the toilet paper
9) Cry tears of coke-cola
10) Loose your sense of balance

Answer 3

1) Angry mob of professional quarterbacks.
2) What does this button do?
3) Go to the bathroom in front of a 100 people
4) Lock your keys in your car
5) Shut up before I smack you
6) Have eyes on my fingers.
7) 10 really hyper dogs
8) Toilet
9) Cry tears of Coke-cola
10) Loose your sense of balance.

Answer 4

1) get chased by an angry mob of professional quarterbacks throwing posums with rabies at you
2) "Hey, Look what I can do!"
3) Go to the bathroom in front of a 100 people
4) Lock your keys in your car
5) "I want to make love to you" (im a lover not a fighter haha)
6) Have eyes on the back of your head
7) Have a really evil monkey as a pet
8) Be a toilet
9) cry tears of lemonade
10) Loose your sense of balance

Answer 5

1. Quarterbacks, 2. hey, look what I can do, 3. go to the bathroom in front of a 100 people, 4. lock keys in car 5. I want to make love to you 6. Eyes on the back of my head 7. 10 hyper dogs, 8. ewwwwwww toilet paper - it would all be over after one person 9. coke 10. Sense of balance

Answer 6

Get chased by an angry mob with guns
What does this button do
watch a 100 people go to the bathroom
Lock your keys in your car
Shut up, before I smack you
Have eyes on the back of your head
10 really hyper dogs
Be a toilet
coke-cola
sense of balance

Answer 7

1. get chased by an angry mob of professional quarterbacks throwing posums with rabies at you
2.What does this button do?"
3. Go to the bathroom in front of a 100 people
4. Lose your car keys
5. "i want to make love to you"
6. have eyes on your fingers
7. 10 really hyper dogs
8. Be a toilet
9. cry tears of lemonade
10. Loose your sense of balance
LOL! taht was fun..tjhanks!

Answer 8

I am a fast runner so suffice it to say I would take my chances on the quarterbacks and leave the bullest to superman.

What does this button do for sure. If I am spry enough to preform some sort of silly act before I die chances are I am being taken out agains my wishes. If someone is trying to take me down they might just be joining me for the ride.

I would go to the bathroom in front of 100 people. I pee quickly and would be gone in a flash. The humiliation of spending hours watching and clean up after that many people would be way harder to deal with.

I would rather lock them in the car. Call the automobile club and get them back within the hour. Losing them would cause much more of a hassle, not just car keys on my key ring.

I want to make love to you. I am not a violant person and would play my odds. Most people would catch the joke.

Eyes on my fingers. They are more dexterous and can reach the back of my head.

! evil monkey could run laps around 10 hyper dogs. At least the dogs would keep each other company and I could put them outside. I monkey could not be free in a fenced yard .

The toilet. at least it is made of porcelain and easy to clean.
Can you imagine trying to clean toilet paper?

lemonade, esp if it was natural. I do not like all the chemicals in coca- cola.

I would rather lose my sense of humor. in losing my balance it would be very difficult to move about and I assure you after a while you would lose your sense of humor any way.

Answer 9

ok.. here goes nothing
1) professional quarterbacks throwing posums with rabies at you.. easier to dodge possums that bullets
2) "What does this button do?" I have a feeling the other would have me remembered as a complete idiot
3) Go to the bathroom in front of a 100 people.. i hate cleaning bathrooms
4) Lock your keys in your car... at least I'd know where they are
5) "I want to make love to you"... i'd never make any friends the other way
6) eyes on the back of your head... the other wouldn't be practical... plus it would be painful
7) have 10 really hyper dogs... the other one just sounds scary.. I don't like or want anything to do with anything evil
8) I would rather be the toilet I guess... then I can at least be flushed
9) Cry tears of lemonade... while it would sting... it would at least not be full of corrosive acid.. plus lemon only stings in bacteria.. so if your eyes are clean (which they would be after a while), then it wouldn't sting anymore
10) I would rather lose my sense of balance because then at least i would be able to laugh about it when I fall.. plus I pretty much live without one now :-)

Answer 10

1) An angry mob; you never said the guns were loaded
2) "Hey, Look what I can do!"
3) Have a hundred people watch me go to the bathroom
4)Lock car keys in my car
5)"Shut up, before I smack you"
6)Have eyes on the back of my head
7)10 hyper dogs
8)toilet
9)cry tears of lemonade
10)Loose your sense of balance