Polls & Surveys (Entertainment & Music) - 12 March 2007

The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is
saying to himself, "Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!"
Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of
ridicule, the boy is the object of sympathy. The
teacher rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts
to put on while his pants dry out. All the other
children are on their hands and knees cleaning up
around his desk. The sympathy is wonderful. But as
life would have it, the ridicule that should have been
his has been transferred to someone else - Susie.
She tries to help, but they tell her to get out.
You've done enough, you klutz!" Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting for the bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers,"You did that on purpose, didn't you?" Susie whispersback, "I wet my pants once too."

I DID NOT write this nor am I claiming any credit for or from. I just really like it and was wondering if any of you guys might too... Thanks for your time. So.. Did You Like It?

2007-03-12 18:53:26 · 5 answers · asked by mauikittie 5

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help........?

my friend took my jump roop and liced my ice scream. now what?!

2007-03-12 18:51:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Are you always so defensive?

2007-03-12 18:50:51 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Do you ever keep eating after your full just so you won't waste food?

2007-03-12 18:50:47 · 23 answers · asked by Direktor 5

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Part 1 of 2, What do you think of this one? Please be honest as usual?

Come with me to a third grade classroom..... There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it. When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives. The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts
his head down and prays this prayer, "Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from now I'm dead meat." He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered. As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and
inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's lap. To be continued..

2007-03-12 18:49:01 · 11 answers · asked by mauikittie 5

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Fifth question about your cooking: Do you have a recipe that is all your own? And are you complimented on it?

2007-03-12 18:48:36 · 7 answers · asked by kitkat1640 6

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Now that your back is against the wall, are you going to give up?

the TV remote?

2007-03-12 18:48:31 · 14 answers · asked by Gnome 6

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What did you want to be when you grew up & what did you become?

I wanted to be a flight attendant (they were called air hostesses then) and I become an office worker.

I'm going home now, hope you all have wonderful evenings/mornings where ever you are.

Goodnight
XOX

Libby

2007-03-12 18:48:17 · 17 answers · asked by Fuzzy Wuzzy 6

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Do you secretly want to......?

bang your buddy's significant other???

Come on......confession time :)

2007-03-12 18:47:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Should i tell her?

I know this may be long but please help me ..i am begging for some advice here. I am not looking to have people say "oh you're not a bad person" unless they truly mean it. I seriously do have a heart of gold so why did i mess up?! I mean i feel like a HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE friend!

2007-03-12 18:47:26 · 9 answers · asked by Heather B 1

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Have you ever heard of EATING vick vaporub as a cough cure??!!?

2007-03-12 18:47:03 · 45 answers · asked by turtle girl 7

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Can you take a joke?

2007-03-12 18:46:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Is this the regular midnight crowd?

2007-03-12 18:46:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Anyone watch The Hills on MTV?

i'm ashamed to admit i like this season

2007-03-12 18:45:54 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Rate my other poem?

Spinning in my highest heels
This was the best of
This was the best of
My lively years

Twirling in my happy dance
I solemnly gazed
into the shadows
of my lovely past
Isn't it grand?
Isn't it great?
Wasn't it meant to be?
Oh, what it could've been?
Life is like a box
Of greatest joys
And secret grins
Where the charm continues
Again

Isn't it grand?
To be alive
Again
In this hot June day
In a sunflower bed?
I can sing,
Sing along with me
Its a time to dance
With your lively self
Again
Sing again
Like your wings been
Free