Come with me to a third grade classroom..... There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it. When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives. The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts
his head down and prays this prayer, "Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from now I'm dead meat." He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered. As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and
inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's lap. To be continued..
2007-03-12 18:49:01 · 11 answers · asked by mauikittie 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It's not my life story. I'm kid that puked not the kid that peed. Please read 2 of 2....Please.. Thanks.
2007-03-12 18:58:30 · update #1
Lucky kid. Suzy did it on purpose yeah?
2007-03-12 18:55:55 · answer #1 · answered by Aussie_Tania 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had that same experience once, back in the day...ok last week...I never got saved by the clumsiness of a 9 year old. As a matter of fact, what is she doing with a fish bowl in class anyways? Show and tell? Is it just the goldfish bowl, is the goldfish still in it?
2007-03-13 01:57:14 · answer #2 · answered by DewBerry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is a 5.
2007-03-13 01:51:47 · answer #3 · answered by RANDELL 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have seen this email about 5 times. Good story.
2007-03-13 01:54:12 · answer #4 · answered by kattsmeow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a bit sad mate ,, but when that happened to me everyone in the clasroom freaked cause they thought I passed a gold fish,,
2007-03-13 02:00:25 · answer #5 · answered by sorneez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your pretty good at story telling
2007-03-13 01:56:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute story
2007-03-13 01:57:05 · answer #7 · answered by Mystery 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you don't have to give us your life story
2007-03-13 01:51:17 · answer #8 · answered by cacrv3 c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh.. that's one lucky kid.
2007-03-13 01:52:53 · answer #9 · answered by Psychedelic Worm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont feel bad it was just luck!
2007-03-13 02:03:26 · answer #10 · answered by ****BUTTERFLYQWEEN***** 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋