Yes, yes, drinking responsibly is key. But don't kid yourself. We've ALL gotten shitfaced a few times. When that happens, what kind of person do you become?
A) Violent Drunk: You provoke fights & you like to start sh.t to prove your (perceived) "toughness". If anyone looks at you wrong, you jump right in their face.
B) Stupid Drunk: You lose any sense of common sense. You take up crazy dares, like eating a spider or flirting with a 250 lb, gross, hairy truck driver when you normally wouldn't.
C) Slutbag/Manwhore Drunk: Do I need to explain?
D) Foot-in-Mouth Drunk: You "accidentally" uncover everyone's secrets, and you don't hesitate to tell your boss at the work party that his combover is fooling nobody. People say you should start with a glass of wine, and finish with a glass of glue.
E) Hysterical Drunk: You become all emotional and start sobbing or sharing personal information.
F) Zzzzz Drunk: ............
So which are you? Personally, I'm D & F...
2007-01-21
06:38:07
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