Polls & Surveys (Entertainment & Music) - 20 January 2007

A gentleman died and arrived in hell. He was met by the Devil and was told that in the new kinder gentler hell, each person is offered Three choices of torture. The Devil explained that these tortures run in 1000 year cycles and you could pick which cycle in which to begin.

So the Devil took the man to the first room where a man was hung up by his feet and was being whipped with chains. The man said he did not think that was where he wanted to start.

They proceeded to the next room where a man was hung up by his arms and was being whipped by a Cat-O-Nine Tails. The man also declined this form of torture.

The third room had a man strapped to the wall naked and a very beautiful young blonde woman was performing oral sex upon him. The man told the Devil this is more like it, and this was the one he wanted.

The Devil said are you sure?, it lasts for 1000 years! The man assured him that this was the punishment he wanted.

So the Devil walked over to the young woman and said "You can go now, I have found your replacement"

2007-01-20 09:57:24 · 17 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5

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Does this happen to you happen? I'm 16?

Have you ever been in a conversation and you forget a word? If so how often does it happen?

Or if someone asked you did you give so and so something and you can't really remember if you did or you vaguley remember giving this person something but you can't remember what? if so how often does this happen?

PLEASE ANSWER

2007-01-20 09:56:53 · 17 answers · asked by greenrubydogs 1

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Have you....?

lost control?

2007-01-20 09:56:51 · 10 answers · asked by Queen of the Wicker People 2

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I am 12 and I want to start babysitting! But how can I let people know about it?

2007-01-20 09:56:46 · 32 answers · asked by !Hot Babe! 1

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One sentence to describe the internet?

2007-01-20 09:56:43 · 28 answers · asked by Suzy Suzee Sue 6

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If you met a guy and he was the nicest person ever but he's really ugly and smelly, would you date him?

2007-01-20 09:55:32 · 14 answers · asked by Hello 1

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Describe yourself in 1 word?

2007-01-20 09:54:54 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Do you swim like a fish or sink like a rock?

2007-01-20 09:54:04 · 12 answers · asked by angelheart 5

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what are the best 3 foods to use in a food fight?

2007-01-20 09:53:24 · 33 answers · asked by eyepopping hideous female troll 4

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When was the last time you kicked off your shoes, relaxed a bit...?

a enjoyed a nice heaping, healthy dose of VIOLATION SOUP?

2007-01-20 09:52:37 · 11 answers · asked by Spanky C ® 5

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How many hot girls like the band AC/DC?

2007-01-20 09:52:36 · 12 answers · asked by liltexan9 3

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what is the worst thing someone has ever done to you?

2007-01-20 09:52:20 · 25 answers · asked by jennifer 3

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how many of you people hated jade for being a bully.?

how many of you voted her of the show.now what do you call a lot of people picking on one person.

2007-01-20 09:52:20 · 12 answers · asked by DARKORD 2

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Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?

2007-01-20 09:51:08 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Do you...?

wanna be sedated?

2007-01-20 09:51:00 · 14 answers · asked by Queen of the Wicker People 2

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Do this at the pool!?

Tell people you saw the lifeguard pissing in the pool.

When in line, ask strangers if they think invisible people get a discount.

Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.

Throw people's things into the pool.

Laugh at fat people in swimsuits

2007-01-20 09:50:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

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