Polls & Surveys - 7 January 2007

What are you doing today and what is the weather like for you?

2007-01-07 02:51:20 · 13 answers · asked by Flowers 7

An engineer died and ended up in Hell. Soon, he became dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell, and began designing and building improvements. After a while, they had flush toilets, air conditioning, escalators. The engineer was a pretty popular guy.

One day God called to Satan and said with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?"

Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."God exclaimed, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake--he should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here."

"No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!"

Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

2007-01-07 02:51:14 · 12 answers · asked by Nafertiti 2

Just wondering, i thought it was just UK and Irelande.

2007-01-07 02:49:48 · 41 answers · asked by Anne Nonny Mouse 4

Both Smiths(Will and Jaden) did a great job i guess ain't nobody can deny that though...!

2007-01-07 02:49:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm like so nice to them but they are so mean to me.

2007-01-07 02:49:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-07 02:48:12 · 4 answers · asked by HELL ON WHEELS 2

2007-01-07 02:47:17 · 8 answers · asked by LeRoy 4

What do you do to fill them?

2007-01-07 02:46:53 · 21 answers · asked by ♥#1 Miley Cyrus Fan♥ 5

you inner conflicts usually last?

2007-01-07 02:44:28 · 22 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7

Hmm? thanks alot*

2007-01-07 02:44:19 · 9 answers · asked by *toona* 7

2007-01-07 02:43:15 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-07 02:42:31 · 13 answers · asked by Ormoz 3

if anything? thanks alot*

2007-01-07 02:42:28 · 4 answers · asked by *toona* 7

2007-01-07 02:41:28 · 18 answers · asked by LeRoy 4

What would you rather eat?

2007-01-07 02:40:52 · 11 answers · asked by ♥Pritty Girl♥ 2

2007-01-07 02:38:59 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

I swear that 'Aluminium' is out to get me.

2007-01-07 02:38:10 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-07 02:38:00 · 6 answers · asked by LeRoy 4

when you want to change the subject?

2007-01-07 02:33:58 · 26 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7

2007-01-07 02:31:30 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-07 02:30:29 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous

Why do you "Felines" think its Okay to pick your @$$ in public, and disgusting when a "Buck" rearranges or scratches his balls?

2007-01-07 02:30:00 · 4 answers · asked by americanstaffordshirexamericbull 1

2007-01-07 02:29:14 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-07 02:29:08 · 7 answers · asked by bill45238 1

How much?

2007-01-07 02:29:04 · 11 answers · asked by Ormoz 3

how did you deal with it?

2007-01-07 02:28:47 · 12 answers · asked by Jessie 2

were would you most likely be?and would it be a problem?

2007-01-07 02:27:31 · 16 answers · asked by eyepopping hideous female troll 4

Do you still live there?
I was born in Eng-er-land, and I am still floating here.

2007-01-07 02:23:36 · 75 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-07 02:22:48 · 9 answers · asked by JustLynn 6

a Rut?



My Sister commented that I am one of the few people she knows that doesn't stay in a Rut and can bounce back from Adversity.

2007-01-07 02:21:35 · 9 answers · asked by JustLynn 6