He came by last night, drank the milk, ate the cookies, then robbed the liquor cabinet and watched NC-17 movies on our cable channel ALL night. He's since slept in on our couch past noon, crabbed at the kids, and rang up our long distance service harping on Mrs. Claus and the elves for not being good "back up". The reindeer poop keeps sliding off the roof, and the neighbors are mad because apparently we're one of the first stops of the night and he's FAR from finished! So...sorry to all of you still waiting for your presents, and HELP US get rid of this hung-over elf!!
2006-12-25
11:31:27
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