He came by last night, drank the milk, ate the cookies, then robbed the liquor cabinet and watched NC-17 movies on our cable channel ALL night. He's since slept in on our couch past noon, crabbed at the kids, and rang up our long distance service harping on Mrs. Claus and the elves for not being good "back up". The reindeer poop keeps sliding off the roof, and the neighbors are mad because apparently we're one of the first stops of the night and he's FAR from finished! So...sorry to all of you still waiting for your presents, and HELP US get rid of this hung-over elf!!
2006-12-25 11:31:27 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
WOW, My kids been crying all day because Santa never came to our house...so thats why. 'Dont worry, im on my way to get him.
2006-12-25 11:33:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No Santa would not convey doggies. Why? because of the fact Santa is conscious that PETS at the instant are not presents! if your mom and dad can't have adequate funds one from an excellent breeder or an adoption value from the shelter you at the instant are not getting a canines. 2nd if your mom and dad are in charge vendors and experienced adequate you certainly are not going to get a GSD
2016-11-23 17:00:01 · answer #2 · answered by corrie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cut off the food. Turn the heat way down. Go outside and disconnect the cable. And ask him to help with the dishes!
2006-12-25 11:33:11 · answer #3 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Tell him the ,The What Should I Do? Retard guy is coming over. That will make him leave
2006-12-25 11:34:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lite a HUGE fire under the chimney of course, everynite if needed. lol
and maybe even pitbull on the roof mite be usefull. lol
2006-12-25 11:32:57 · answer #5 · answered by Tray-Z 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A rolling pin up side his head will get his attention !
2006-12-25 11:34:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell him that MRS Clause is with another guy.
2006-12-25 12:41:54 · answer #7 · answered by Chiquitita 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give HIM a present for a change. He'll appreciate it. Hah, you're freakin awesome.
2006-12-25 11:33:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hide all the food and booze
2006-12-25 11:35:39 · answer #9 · answered by Lolitta 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Looks like I shouldn't have given him that shot of rum when he was here.
2006-12-25 11:39:26 · answer #10 · answered by normy in garden city 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋