Polls & Surveys - 20 December 2006

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That
I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those
jeans!



Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

2006-12-20 21:01:22 · 33 answers · asked by Katey 3

Like If You Were Gonna Go Out On A Long Journey What Would your Starter Pet Be?

Mine Would be an Wolf.

2006-12-20 20:59:26 · 24 answers · asked by Brian 4

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2006-12-20 20:59:20 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

I do! It's fun! Until they dial 911 for that =(

2006-12-20 20:58:39 · 19 answers · asked by jennifer g 7

I feel like a ****** corpse lol

2006-12-20 20:57:47 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-20 20:57:29 · 22 answers · asked by Obsidian © 5

I'm simple-minded I guess. Sparkly/glittery/shiny/pretty things mesmerize me.

2006-12-20 20:56:42 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-20 20:55:50 · 6 answers · asked by ? 5

And no, You can't have my coffee!

2006-12-20 20:54:16 · 19 answers · asked by jennifer g 7

2006-12-20 20:53:46 · 17 answers · asked by ? 5

This happens to me daily. I see girls with beautiful faces and great teeth but they are fat and its really a shame. Some of the prettiest girls Ive ever seen were fat. Why dont u lose those pounds U would look AWESOMELY HOT!

2006-12-20 20:51:16 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-20 20:51:03 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

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2006-12-20 20:50:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-20 20:49:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-20 20:47:04 · 23 answers · asked by Obsidian © 5

It's true!

2006-12-20 20:44:05 · 28 answers · asked by Miss Lady Clairol 1

If I am talking to a girl and she gets all nervous and fidgety what does it mean? Does it mean she likes me? What does it mean when u start looking down and cant make eye contact or start playing with your hair or or touching your face?

2006-12-20 20:43:27 · 8 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4

2006-12-20 20:40:53 · 25 answers · asked by ? 5

2006-12-20 20:40:20 · 37 answers · asked by ? 5

2006-12-20 20:39:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-20 20:38:41 · 17 answers · asked by ? 5

2006-12-20 20:37:55 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-20 20:34:06 · 33 answers · asked by ? 5

I love Wuthering Heights and Flowers for Algernon!

2006-12-20 20:33:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

I love Wuthering Heights and Flowers for Algernon!

2006-12-20 20:32:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-20 20:30:27 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5

They keep selfcontiously pulling it up

2006-12-20 20:28:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

Based On The Song?or Do You Actually Dance In The Street Full Of Cars.

2006-12-20 20:28:36 · 16 answers · asked by Brian 4

♥

2006-12-20 20:28:16 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-20 20:28:14 · 19 answers · asked by ? 5