At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That
I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those
jeans!
Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
2006-12-20 21:01:22 · 33 answers · asked by Katey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
DO U THINK ITS THE MEN GIVING THUMB DOWNS?
2006-12-20 21:14:44 · update #1
Ten Inches Of What?
2006-12-20 21:02:57 · answer #1 · answered by Brian 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Nice one...lol. If the men give thumbs down women are giving you thumbs up for making as have a good laugh.
2006-12-20 22:50:27 · answer #2 · answered by Georgie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You wonder why so many men lie about the size of their tackle? For the same reason they lie about how much money they earn, because they are the ONLY things women care about these days, a big penis and a big bank account. Things like personality and sense of humor don't count for anything anymore.
All I gotta do now is get a better paying job and I've got it sorted! lol ;)
2006-12-20 21:41:34 · answer #3 · answered by DJ Rizla 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Girl, you have hit the penis on the head with this one. I hate guys that lie about the size of their package, and for some reason they all do. Did you know that I have a little trick that I can do that actually adds an inch or two to a guys d*ck that he didn't even know he had? I'll share it with you sometime, you' will be amazed.
2006-12-20 21:05:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
By the time Ive read it Ive lost the first six inches anyway
2006-12-20 21:07:18 · answer #5 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious!!
2006-12-20 21:07:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That should be the Christmas number 1. Love it!
2006-12-20 21:06:29 · answer #7 · answered by ammie 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Genius!
P.S: Ladies I have married a man with 11 & a half and am very smug & very very happy!
2006-12-20 21:17:21 · answer #8 · answered by Chloe B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha I love this version of this song, much better. My mom and I found this extremely funny.
2006-12-21 19:07:37 · answer #9 · answered by ♥♥Bree♥♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sound like a pretty romantic person to be with.
2006-12-20 21:28:33 · answer #10 · answered by Dr Dee 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋