Polls & Surveys - 8 December 2006

squidnappers!!!! lol

2006-12-08 02:26:54 · 11 answers · asked by manatee_love 3

Or are you as far from that appearance as possible...

2006-12-08 02:26:25 · 28 answers · asked by ronibuni 3

2006-12-08 02:25:58 · 21 answers · asked by Hando C 4

Cannot Explain

A farmer was sitting in a bar getting drunk. A man came
in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here
on this beautiful day, getting drunk?"

The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some things
you just can't explain."

"So what happened that's so horrible?", the man asked
as he sat down next to the farmer. "Well," the farmer
said, "today I was sitting by my cow, milking her. Just
as I got the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and
kicked over the bucket."

"Okay",said the man "but that's not so bad."

"Some things you just can't explain," the farmer replied.
"I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the
left. Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her.
Just as I got the bucket full, she took her right leg
and kicked over the bucket."

The man laughed and said, "Again?"

The farmer replied,"Some things you just can't explain.
I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post
on the right. Well I sat back down and began milking
her again. Just as I got the bucket full, the stupid
cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. Some things
you just can't explain"

"So, what did you do?" the man asked.

"Well," the farmer said, "I didn't have anymore rope,
so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter.
At that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked
in...Some things you just can't explain."

2006-12-08 02:25:56 · 8 answers · asked by mongo862001 5

i can't

2006-12-08 02:25:27 · 25 answers · asked by Joni J 6

sorry, that was a clumsy question...what i meant to say is..will islam purge itself of the more intolerant elements so that it can present a more enlightened tolerant face to the world, or are these idiot suicide bomber mentality people still going to be there 50 years from now

2006-12-08 02:23:47 · 18 answers · asked by i love porn 2

2006-12-08 02:23:08 · 15 answers · asked by yo 2

........so what three things would you like to see banished forever?

2006-12-08 02:22:26 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous

Mine get a special meal that day..=) thanks alot*

2006-12-08 02:21:34 · 23 answers · asked by *toona* 7

2006-12-08 02:21:21 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-08 02:20:25 · 18 answers · asked by munesliver 6

2006-12-08 02:18:50 · 18 answers · asked by Fox Paws 6

My sons friend need to charge it on our computer (no cord) I over heard that it was stolen. I reminded my son How would he like it if his got stolen. I told him to to give it back to him and wash his hands of the whole thing He started to feel bad for the true owner and told him he would probably get it back. (NOW HE'S INVOLED!) What can he tell his friend to convice him or scare him to return it.
I dont care if its BS as long as it's effective. They're only 12-13

2006-12-08 02:16:10 · 23 answers · asked by MamaJupe 5

They took my walkman once - bastards! And we weren't allowed to take drinks out the canteen so a lot of coke went to waste!

2006-12-08 02:15:56 · 28 answers · asked by The Claw is my master 2

I saw a UFO of gorillas over the Taj Mahal or...

I was drowning in the city pool and I was rescued by Jesus accompanied by Jim Morrison?

2006-12-08 02:15:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://www.busybus.co.uk/design/xmas_santa.swf


Click on the link below for the dancing santa.


http://www.busybus.co.uk/design/xmas_santa.swf

2006-12-08 02:15:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-08 02:13:47 · 33 answers · asked by The Claw is my master 2

you became a 5 years old boy/girl?

2006-12-08 02:13:34 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous

For me it would be

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o-dPB3ZA0A

2006-12-08 02:13:28 · 43 answers · asked by Madam Rosmerta 5

and why? thank you

2006-12-08 02:13:05 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-08 02:12:57 · 7 answers · asked by Bob the Cat.™ 4

Butcher

2006-12-08 02:12:57 · 19 answers · asked by Ormoz 3

Who do you wish got runover my Santas Reindeer?

2006-12-08 02:10:59 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm quite unhappy bcos I'm so tired and would just like to go home, eat and read my new Jill Mansel novel. It's friday y'all and I've got two hours before I live work aargh.

2006-12-08 02:09:27 · 25 answers · asked by Je♥n 5

he thinks he is all thay and so cool.

2006-12-08 02:09:26 · 8 answers · asked by Bob the Cat.™ 4

2006-12-08 02:08:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm going to see Happy Feet tonight with my friend...what were your opinions on the movie?...just wondering! thanks :)

2006-12-08 02:06:55 · 7 answers · asked by Yanks4Life23519 7

have a great day

2006-12-08 02:06:10 · 19 answers · asked by chexmix 4

Will Yours?

2006-12-08 02:05:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-08 02:03:40 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous