Cannot Explain
A farmer was sitting in a bar getting drunk. A man came
in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here
on this beautiful day, getting drunk?"
The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some things
you just can't explain."
"So what happened that's so horrible?", the man asked
as he sat down next to the farmer. "Well," the farmer
said, "today I was sitting by my cow, milking her. Just
as I got the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and
kicked over the bucket."
"Okay",said the man "but that's not so bad."
"Some things you just can't explain," the farmer replied.
"I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the
left. Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her.
Just as I got the bucket full, she took her right leg
and kicked over the bucket."
The man laughed and said, "Again?"
The farmer replied,"Some things you just can't explain.
I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post
on the right. Well I sat back down and began milking
her again. Just as I got the bucket full, the stupid
cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. Some things
you just can't explain"
"So, what did you do?" the man asked.
"Well," the farmer said, "I didn't have anymore rope,
so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter.
At that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked
in...Some things you just can't explain."
2006-12-08 02:25:56 · 8 answers · asked by mongo862001 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
♥ OMG That was like so funny! HA HA HA HA
2006-12-08 02:32:07 · answer #1 · answered by ღ|l°Coltrane°l|ღ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Terrible
2006-12-08 10:29:54 · answer #2 · answered by ķōŅšţāńŢĩʼnę 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL, I just heard this one the other day. Pretty funny
2006-12-08 10:31:07 · answer #3 · answered by ssgoku15920 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! LOL!
2006-12-08 10:29:22 · answer #4 · answered by Melo379 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loool...funny!
2006-12-08 10:33:19 · answer #5 · answered by Taste the rainbow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Sucks to be him!!!
2006-12-08 10:32:15 · answer #6 · answered by susie w 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO
2006-12-08 10:30:32 · answer #7 · answered by brock 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2006-12-08 10:28:44 · answer #8 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋