Polls & Surveys - 8 December 2006

2006-12-08 10:17:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

how many phuckin...... VIOLATIONS DID I WAKE UP TOO.. THIS AM.... HUH???? I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT..... NO FINGERS LEFT
NOT TOO MANY TOES... HMMM...

2006-12-08 10:17:04 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-08 10:15:59 · 31 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7

why?

2006-12-08 10:15:56 · 8 answers · asked by jennifer g 7

to see who can catch the most STDs?

2006-12-08 10:15:33 · 6 answers · asked by loveholio 5

A woman's garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatoes won't ripen. There's a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and she's getting tired of it. So she goes to her neighbor and says, "Your tomatoes are ripe, mine are green. What can I do about it?"

Her neighbor replies, "Well, it may sound absurd but here's what to do. Tonight, there's no moon. After dark, go out into your garden and take all your clothes off. Tomatoes can see in the dark and they'll be embarrassed and blush. In the morning, they'll all be red, you'll see."

Well, what the heck? She does it. The next day, her neighbor asks how it worked.

"So-so," she answers. "The tomatoes are still green but the cucumbers are all four inches longer."

2006-12-08 10:14:39 · 25 answers · asked by Eraser 1

paris, britney or lindsay

2006-12-08 10:14:34 · 13 answers · asked by loveholio 5

are you going to say that the time you spent on yahoo answers was a complete waste of time?

2006-12-08 10:14:29 · 6 answers · asked by april 3

2006-12-08 10:13:39 · 28 answers · asked by Joni J 6

are you happy with what you saw or did you regret seeing it?

2006-12-08 10:13:39 · 12 answers · asked by loveholio 5

2006-12-08 10:12:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-08 10:11:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

ARE YOU? SHOW ME THE MONEY... AAAAAAAAAAAA CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-12-08 10:10:37 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-08 10:10:09 · 10 answers · asked by star42430 5

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was
rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid! Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? And I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Lol :D.

2006-12-08 10:08:55 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-08 10:05:30 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation.

"How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.

"I froze to death," says the second.

"That's awful," says the first man.

"How does it feel to freeze to death?"

"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"

"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."

The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.

"What do you mean?" asks the first man.

"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."

2006-12-08 10:05:11 · 14 answers · asked by Eraser 1

DDS, PC, MD, DC, and so forth.

2006-12-08 10:04:42 · 21 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7

love is:
God is::
the perfect weather is:
the best sport is::
all i want for christmas is::
guys are::
girls are:
i would die for::
i regret:
money is:
beauty is::
homosexuality is:
if i could perform miracles i would:
i was most happy when::
my worst memory:
my best memory::
people interpret me as:
i am best at::
i posess:
nakedness is::

Thanx

2006-12-08 10:04:38 · 12 answers · asked by Sterling 2

2006-12-08 10:02:44 · 9 answers · asked by DRUGS ME LIKE 1

My parents would be surprised to know. that i'm glad they live 2 hours away.

Let your creative juices flow~~~~~~~~~~

2006-12-08 10:01:23 · 24 answers · asked by Skanky McSkankypants 6

JIM MORRISON'S BIRTHDAY! HAPPY B-DAY JIM!!!!

2006-12-08 10:00:53 · 15 answers · asked by i♥TheDoors! 1

2006-12-08 10:00:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-08 09:59:52 · 13 answers · asked by puresatin 5

i went on a trip with friends and i bought dad some candy cause he's a candy freak. well after i gave dad his candy and went home(back to my state) a week later he called me and said he threw the candy away it was nasty then he yelled and said "next time spend a little money and get some good candy" then he starts cursing. I was being nice enough to even buy him some candy! I don't think i'll get him anything for Christmas what do you think?

2006-12-08 09:59:07 · 20 answers · asked by yuuhhuhuh 2

2006-12-08 09:56:36 · 21 answers · asked by KaShae 4

screamed for help so loud and you still were not heard?

2006-12-08 09:56:14 · 23 answers · asked by â?¥sarah 4

July Morning sung by David Byron in 1971
Changes sung by Ozyy Osbourne in 1972

which one do u love better ?

2006-12-08 09:53:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

The sheeps kept jumping the fence to fast and i keep loosing count. any other ways?

2006-12-08 09:53:46 · 13 answers · asked by yuuhhuhuh 2

2006-12-08 09:53:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous