I am thinking it will help me get round the awkward endings to the one-night stands I have if I simply pee on myself and my temporary partner during the night...
She would be off like a shot, I can just shrug and say:
"welllll, I was asleep, it's never happened before, oh I am so embarrassed, byeeeeeeeeeeeee"
and feel no pain, guilt or remorse as she staggers off into the night with naught but her crumpled clothes and a faint pee smell to show for it...
2006-11-28
21:09:37
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