I am thinking it will help me get round the awkward endings to the one-night stands I have if I simply pee on myself and my temporary partner during the night...
She would be off like a shot, I can just shrug and say:
"welllll, I was asleep, it's never happened before, oh I am so embarrassed, byeeeeeeeeeeeee"
and feel no pain, guilt or remorse as she staggers off into the night with naught but her crumpled clothes and a faint pee smell to show for it...
2006-11-28 21:09:37 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
YUK!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-28 21:41:40 · answer #1 · answered by Midnight Runner 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is now my favourite question ever!
Why should you have to worry about making yourself wet the bed. Simply store some piss in a washing liquid bottle and keep it next to the bed. Im not even saying you use it - but after sex when she asks whats the bottle doing there and whats in it, tell her thats where you keep your piss for the lonely nights spent on your own. She'll be on her way pretty quick i would imagine.
Ask her if she'll wash the dishes on the way out too - just to make sure...
2006-11-28 21:15:45 · answer #2 · answered by Sir Digby Chicken Bhuna 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well aren't you the nasty one.. a guaranteed way 2 keep women out of your bed and home is 2 pee on everything.. but mostly by the front door.. and invite all the neighbors cats over, 2 help you pee the place up.. get help jerk !!
2006-11-28 21:21:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make sure to have one of those mattress protectors to keep the pee from seeping in, and a number on speed dial to your nearest health clinic. Just in case!
2006-11-28 21:24:47 · answer #4 · answered by мooи sнiиe 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Drink loads of water while sitting in bed. About 6 glasses then go to sleep. Dream you are in the bathroom....
2006-11-28 21:14:04 · answer #5 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Better yet, and far less trouble...just make it known ahead of time, it is what it is!
A one night stand! a booty call!...no breakfast afterward, no exchanging phone numbers....just that...believe me if it's just a one night stand, she's probably think the same thing..straight and to the point!
2006-11-28 21:15:25 · answer #6 · answered by Pie's_Guy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
put a glass of tepid water next to the bed damp a finger and rub it just below your abdomen and it will make you pee pretend your asleep
2006-11-28 21:12:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dear Ichi! If neither of you end up sleeping in a wet patch then you are not doing it correctly in the first place.
I am guessing you are already in possession of rubber sheets!...
2006-11-28 21:27:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
just drink A LOT of water before you go to bed at night
2006-11-28 21:11:38 · answer #9 · answered by hallowlulu 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had always assumed the type of temporary partners with which you acquaint yourself would leave of their own accord, moments after receiving their payment.
2006-11-29 02:40:39 · answer #10 · answered by people are scum 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Drink ALOT of water and take some sleeping pills, that will make you wet the bed. Have fun. :)
2006-11-28 21:17:53 · answer #11 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋