They do have their uses (the neighbours leave me alone these days) but they are quite cumbersome around the mansion, forever getting under my feet and wotnot, plus they keep exfoliating their entire damn arms off...the cleaner is getting very pissy about that too...
well I assume that is what she is getting pissy about, it is hard to tell given the other stuff I leave for her round the house
I did have a couple of lady zombies that were getting 'fresh' (relatively, of course, they certainly don't smell fresh) recently: but unless I get really drunk, it is very unlikely that any kind of meaningful relationship will occur - one of them is a 'coldie' (zombie hottie) though, stranger things have happened and all that!!
But that is by the way, the question is, how do you get rid of zombies?
I have tried the traditional method of removing their eyes using an ice-cream scoop but they keep on coming back!! goddamit!
2006-11-27
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