They do have their uses (the neighbours leave me alone these days) but they are quite cumbersome around the mansion, forever getting under my feet and wotnot, plus they keep exfoliating their entire damn arms off...the cleaner is getting very pissy about that too...
well I assume that is what she is getting pissy about, it is hard to tell given the other stuff I leave for her round the house
I did have a couple of lady zombies that were getting 'fresh' (relatively, of course, they certainly don't smell fresh) recently: but unless I get really drunk, it is very unlikely that any kind of meaningful relationship will occur - one of them is a 'coldie' (zombie hottie) though, stranger things have happened and all that!!
But that is by the way, the question is, how do you get rid of zombies?
I have tried the traditional method of removing their eyes using an ice-cream scoop but they keep on coming back!! goddamit!
2006-11-27 04:00:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I might disappoint, but the answer is really quite simple: just move out of London.
2006-11-27 11:08:41 · answer #1 · answered by McAtterie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you tried asking over some local wolf man, they have been known to get quiet peckish around afternoon tea, they might bring it upon themselves to eat your zombies, or at least the rotting remains lying around upsetting your house lady, have you thought of midgets, they could solve several problems,1 cleaning, they say many hands make light work and they are cheaper by the dozen 2 they suffer from small man syndrome, they would not like anyone let alone zombies messing up your place, PS i find a combination formaldehyde solution will keep your coldie together for a good time yet
2006-11-27 12:13:58 · answer #2 · answered by gazooks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Step One: Watch Shaun of the Dead
Step Two: Find friends and go down to the Winchester for some drinks.
Step Three: Wait patiently for Dragon to come and aid you in ridding yourself of the zombies. Zombies are tasty. ;)
2006-11-27 12:05:14 · answer #3 · answered by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call 1 - 800 - 666 - ZMBI
they help with zombie infestation
2006-11-27 12:09:25 · answer #4 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes! Getting rid of zombies is as easy as.....well, just sprinkling a little faerie dust around the place! Just make sure that you don't slip and fall, mind you. I can be very klutzy myself.....
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2006-11-27 12:07:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anashuya 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing you can do. Zombies are covered by the Protected Species Act.
2006-11-27 12:04:48 · answer #6 · answered by x 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bay leaves keep a lot of things away and it's not poisonous.
2006-11-27 12:06:22 · answer #7 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stop playing hard to get then after you get sucked on they will leave you alone look at it this way its a two in one deal
2006-11-27 12:03:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to kill the main Zombie.
2006-11-27 12:21:53 · answer #9 · answered by kimmys 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice Book.
It's all about tough love!
2006-11-27 12:04:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋