Polls & Surveys - 15 November 2006

There's a guy and a girl and they want to have sex. So, they go to the girl's house and before entering her room, the girl stops and says, "My little sister sleeps on the bottom bunk of our bed and I do not want her to know what we are doing. So when I say, 'Baloney,' it means push harder, and when I say, 'Pastrami,' it means push softer."

With this, the two get onto the top bunk and start having sex. First, the girl moans, "Baloney! Baloney! Baloney!" Then, she shouts, "Pastrami! Pastrami! Pastrami!" Then, she changes back to, "Baloney! Baloney! Baloney!"

Finally, the girl's sister yells, "Will you guys quit making sandwiches up there? You're getting mayonnaise all over me!"

2006-11-15 11:22:15 · 18 answers · asked by G 1

answer like CRAZY till i get to level 6?????
No questions at all?


=)(=

2006-11-15 11:20:49 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

My most recent favourite funny T-Shirt slogan is "When the pepper spray runs out can I have your phone number?"
Any others?

2006-11-15 11:20:47 · 30 answers · asked by zappafan 6

Is it really worth it?

2006-11-15 11:20:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-15 11:20:08 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-15 11:19:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

So I am able to file for a divorce and take away all of your precious money? Why, I'm broke.

(Any bit counts. 50 cents? Rock it.)

2006-11-15 11:18:48 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous

who stays and who gets jettisoned to outer space, never to return?
hippies?
corporate big wigs?

2006-11-15 11:15:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Or, flush and drive directly to Verizon for a new phone?

2006-11-15 11:15:47 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

"All you need is love..."
what do you think or feel about this?

2006-11-15 11:15:07 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

Does appreciating the finer things in life mean “ I know what is good and what is bad and I am not going to settle for a Cr*p bottle of champagne – Butler, pour me a glass of Krug”
I personally prefer a pint of lager

2006-11-15 11:13:54 · 23 answers · asked by toietmoi 6

I've been busted for speeding three times. One warning. Two tickets.

2006-11-15 11:13:35 · 9 answers · asked by dolphinluver22000 4

I begin and end with the letter "e".
Have eight letters, but just one within me.

2006-11-15 11:13:02 · 12 answers · asked by bstr8upwitme 2

2006-11-15 11:11:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

Yahoo forgive us for all our violations?

2006-11-15 11:09:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_1rdLl3-l8

In this martial art demonstration 2 girls (about 110-130 pounds) jump on a guys stomach from a chair.

How can he take that?

Thanks

2006-11-15 11:08:59 · 20 answers · asked by HelpRequired 1

i spent dimes yesterday coz i already got back pains, and the pain is killing me...lol

2006-11-15 11:08:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man was standing in front of a church, naked, with three packs of cigarettes. He heard some nuns coming by and had nowhere to hide but the nearby bushes. Unfortunately, his penis was sticking out.

So four nuns walked by the bush where the man was hiding. One of the nuns noticed his member hanging out, so she walked to the site and pulled it. With nothing to do, the man handed out a pack of cigarettes.

The nun exclaimed, "Oooh, it's a vending machine!"

Naturally, the other three nuns went over to collect their cigarettes. The first one pulled, and the man handed out a pack. The second one pulled and the man handed out another pack.

By this time, the man had run out of cigarettes, so the last nun pulled on his penis and exclaimed, "Oooh, hand lotion!"

2006-11-15 11:07:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

if you had the chance .

2006-11-15 11:05:48 · 25 answers · asked by fvdvdv 6

or a little of both...

2006-11-15 11:05:28 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous

how did it happen?

2006-11-15 11:04:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ao6vALPlrAjxkRcEXzoq6ofsy6IX?qid=20061115154245AAR6srd

2006-11-15 11:04:06 · 15 answers · asked by Joni J 6

I mean people who ask legit questions one monent on this site and the next they ask the craziest thing. What do you think of them?

2006-11-15 11:03:06 · 22 answers · asked by Raziel 3

Oh, just curious!

2006-11-15 11:01:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

give a shout out to all my dawgs? commahn you know who you are....

2006-11-15 11:00:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

last thing that excited you was...

2006-11-15 10:59:27 · 23 answers · asked by Joni J 6

Yet, you get 2 points and it shows up in your own record as being answered!

2006-11-15 10:58:22 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

Depression, Bipolar, psychosis ... they all are legitimate diseases like cancer, diabetes, heart disease...Why is there so much stigma and ignorance about people that need "mental" help as opposed to physical help? Did you know that most homeless people are mentally ill? Did we fail them as human beings?

2006-11-15 10:57:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

ok, we can include e-mailing and text messenging. remember,, you cant "cancel" once its sent. unlike my toaster.

2006-11-15 10:57:20 · 10 answers · asked by nodumgys 7

Happy souls bring more joy to the heart like a happy day,but the negative ones just may cover the goods and lead you atsray!

2006-11-15 10:56:49 · 24 answers · asked by JollyRancherCrazyGirl 1