A man was standing in front of a church, naked, with three packs of cigarettes. He heard some nuns coming by and had nowhere to hide but the nearby bushes. Unfortunately, his penis was sticking out.
So four nuns walked by the bush where the man was hiding. One of the nuns noticed his member hanging out, so she walked to the site and pulled it. With nothing to do, the man handed out a pack of cigarettes.
The nun exclaimed, "Oooh, it's a vending machine!"
Naturally, the other three nuns went over to collect their cigarettes. The first one pulled, and the man handed out a pack. The second one pulled and the man handed out another pack.
By this time, the man had run out of cigarettes, so the last nun pulled on his penis and exclaimed, "Oooh, hand lotion!"
2006-11-15 11:07:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2006-11-15 11:08:17 · update #1
Ha, ha keep the jokes coming they are funny.
2006-11-15 11:12:13 · answer #1 · answered by ♥♥Bree♥♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-11-15 11:12:28 · answer #2 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay that is a bit gross and crude but kind of funny. Not the type of things i would tell to kids but hey funny.
2006-11-15 11:23:20 · answer #3 · answered by Gingeroo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Ha How funny i am telling this one tomorrow
2006-11-15 11:15:41 · answer #4 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Id say this was permissable and a spicy lotion at that lol
2006-11-15 12:28:20 · answer #5 · answered by Bud 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nuns are not allowed to have sex.Good joke.
2006-11-15 11:33:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well thats the only meat preists can eat - nun
2006-11-15 11:13:46 · answer #7 · answered by PushDownAndTurn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny lmao
2006-11-15 11:12:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
an good one
2006-11-15 11:10:56 · answer #9 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame joke
2006-11-15 11:10:05 · answer #10 · answered by bolandalbaby@verizon.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋