My most recent favourite funny T-Shirt slogan is "When the pepper spray runs out can I have your phone number?"
Any others?
2006-11-15 11:20:47 · 30 answers · asked by zappafan 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
For a bunch of good t-shirts go to www.NorthernSun.com Free Catalog
My fave is a picture of dalmation dogs sitting in a church pew being yelled at by the dalmation pastor in the pulpit and it says:
(in caption) "...and he said unto them: 'Bad Dogs! No, No!' "
(at bottom, title) Hellfire and dalmations.
And my other favorite is: CANADA (with a picture of the Canadian flag) looks better every day.
Others are:
*Jesus called; he wants his religion back.
*People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
*Ordain women or stop dressing like them.
2006-11-15 11:51:13 · answer #1 · answered by Cedar_2006 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There is an arrow to the right side of this shirt and it said "this person, jacks off everyday.
2006-11-15 19:28:58 · answer #2 · answered by darthchris316 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw an overweight man wearing a shirt saying "I beat anorexia"
2006-11-15 19:36:02 · answer #3 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I have a t-shirt that says "what part of no don't you understand". I really like that and it sure is a conversation starter.
2006-11-15 19:27:52 · answer #4 · answered by angelcat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Germaphobes need love too. Just wash your hands first
2.I may not be right, but I can sure sound like it.
3. Lefties do it right
4. CAUTION: you are in the "whatever zone"
2006-11-15 19:32:35 · answer #5 · answered by kaytlynsangryraccoon 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
We pregame harder than most schools party. (WVU shirt)
Save a horse. Ride a tractor. (John Deere shirt)
2006-11-15 19:27:29 · answer #6 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the one for stealth aircraft the U2 squadron. It says:
In God we trust. All others we monitor.
2006-11-15 19:28:19 · answer #7 · answered by Shadow 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm out of my mind feel free to leave a messege!
2006-11-15 19:23:31 · answer #8 · answered by hooplakitten 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the one in csi series where they feature fat women that killed a guy...in front it says "if ur disgusted by my figure........"...then at the back..."then keep it to yourself..."...something like that
and there's a store here in manila where they sell shirts with spoofs of logos.....like THE AMAZING FACE, fedUp, noFERA(spoof of no feaar,,,means no money...like those i luv it..........
2006-11-15 19:28:40 · answer #9 · answered by ♥♥♥H뮧hË¥™♥♥♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have a friend who has a shirt that says, "Not the brightest crayon in the box, are we?" LOL i think thats hilarious :)
2006-11-15 19:25:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋