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Question

There's a guy and a girl and they want to have sex. So, they go to the girl's house and before entering her room, the girl stops and says, "My little sister sleeps on the bottom bunk of our bed and I do not want her to know what we are doing. So when I say, 'Baloney,' it means push harder, and when I say, 'Pastrami,' it means push softer."

With this, the two get onto the top bunk and start having sex. First, the girl moans, "Baloney! Baloney! Baloney!" Then, she shouts, "Pastrami! Pastrami! Pastrami!" Then, she changes back to, "Baloney! Baloney! Baloney!"

Finally, the girl's sister yells, "Will you guys quit making sandwiches up there? You're getting mayonnaise all over me!"

Answer 1

I'm speechless...LOL

Answer 2

Yeah, I liked it. Here's one for you.
THE WEDDING TEST

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided
to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends
encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one
thing bothering me.

That one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight
miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when
near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to
be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to
me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires
for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to
overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come
up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs.
When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them
down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the
front door.
I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight
toward my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes
he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
little test.
We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family!"

The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car!!

Answer 3

Yeah, I like making sandwiches.

Answer 4

OMG! That is disgusting. Funny, but disgusting.

Answer 5

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.....thats a good one if the mayonnaise is what i think it is!

Answer 6

Ha, ha that is gross but it is funny, that is a good one.

Answer 7

my boyfriend thought it was funny! (i just read it to him on the phone). haha.

Answer 8

LOL
Yes that is funny

Answer 9

wow

Answer 10

Pretty good!