It makes no difference where I go. Strolling down the street or doing my 15 mile jog in the morning, women come up to me, look me in the eye and act quite strangely. Their actions are usually precipitated by heavy breathing, followed by a reddining of their skin. Then, they collapse right in front of me. This makes it very difficult to walk, as I have to step over all of them, and when I jog, it is like I am running an obstacle course. I have tried to direct them aside with my walking stick to no avail. I even have tried to have my personal trainer run ahead of my so as to block them, but there are to many for him to be effective. Short of being rude to the poor dears, what should I do.
2006-08-12
03:33:52
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Dave B
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