It makes no difference where I go. Strolling down the street or doing my 15 mile jog in the morning, women come up to me, look me in the eye and act quite strangely. Their actions are usually precipitated by heavy breathing, followed by a reddining of their skin. Then, they collapse right in front of me. This makes it very difficult to walk, as I have to step over all of them, and when I jog, it is like I am running an obstacle course. I have tried to direct them aside with my walking stick to no avail. I even have tried to have my personal trainer run ahead of my so as to block them, but there are to many for him to be effective. Short of being rude to the poor dears, what should I do.
2006-08-12 03:33:52 · 27 answers · asked by Dave B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh my, there are some nasty people out this morning.
2006-08-12 03:42:41 · update #1
Shhhh, Dave's coming...don't want him to see me....I'll lie here til just the right moment and as he approaches he'll step into this snare I have fashioned from my sheer, black lace stockings and garter belt. Luckily I always keep a spare in my purse. Shhhhh....here he comes.....oh, you are mine you bad, bad boy. And bad boys have to do what Dave B? That's right 'You're a bad boy, go to my room.'
2006-08-12 04:21:39 · answer #1 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get back to reality dude and stop living in your dream world
get a life you have no respect for woman I can sense it in the way you asked your question.May you R the one that fall the living **** out of yourself and your instructor must carry U home.
Mr Big fish drowning himself in a small pond
2006-08-12 03:40:09 · answer #2 · answered by Swordfish B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.. all the time that disgusting problem.. What can or should you do? To be polite, you should just simply walk around them when they fall or you could politely step over them being careful not to ruff up their hairdo of course
2006-08-12 03:36:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try taking a shower. Maybe they pass out cold from the smell of you.
2006-08-12 03:36:30 · answer #4 · answered by guitardan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-17 09:35:05 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
write a book about the dumbest a##hole that walked the earth better make it a autobiography
2006-08-12 03:37:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wear a shirt saying "wife beater"
2006-08-12 03:36:24 · answer #7 · answered by John Blix 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I personally don't have that problem, but then, I don't wear my SCUBA gear when I'm out jogging, either.
2006-08-12 03:40:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop stuffing that damn King Kong dildo in your running shorts, and pullleeeeeeeze turn it off....there's no room in there for all that motion.
2006-08-12 03:47:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wake up, Wake up hun... The dream is over... Now back to reality !!!
2006-08-12 03:36:49 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋