Other - Entertainment - October 2006

2006-10-14 11:00:59 · 9 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5

Subject: Real vs. Potential

Little Johnny went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is
the
difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your
mother if
she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask
your
sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars,
and
then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So little Johnny went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep
with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"The mother replied, "Of course I
would!
We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you
kids
to
a great University!"

He then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt
for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad
Pitt
I
would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"

Little Johnny then went to his brother and asked, "Would you
sleep
with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother
replied.
"Do
you know how much a million bucks would buy?"
He pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his
dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
potentially and realistically?"

Little Johnny replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting
on
three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two hookers
and
a
homo."

2006-10-14 10:57:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-14 10:42:56 · 1 answers · asked by tinabereal4him 1

2006-10-14 10:38:18 · 4 answers · asked by rem22nc 1

And none of my friends is online. Tell me something to cheer me up.

Thank You : )

2006-10-14 10:28:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

I am 14 years old and I love books about romance and drama. I would like to read a book that is narrated by a teen that is older than me. Just so you know, I've already read:
Aimee
Speak
Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul
and
Like the Red Panda
and i don't like series books

2006-10-14 10:27:56 · 12 answers · asked by Dancin♥Qu33n 3

Information: My name is Ivana: I am a hyper girl: I like to laugh A LOT.

2006-10-14 10:10:18 · 5 answers · asked by Ivana 3

Why do I like to stay more when I used to love to get out often?
Recently I am enjoying staying in more then I used to, on the weekends I usually enjoy doing out, hiking, going to the movies, surfing maybe, drive on the coast, walk in the park, just get out and get into so many things. About 2 weeks now I just like to stay in and watch TV, read, rest, do things around the house and not much more. On the weekends, instead of 2 days of going out, 1 seems to be just fine all of the sudden. Anyone feeling the same lately?

2006-10-14 09:57:38 · 5 answers · asked by Johnny L 2

2006-10-14 09:57:19 · 3 answers · asked by MiZuKi Sohma 2

Paris Hilton is a horrible role model. she made a stupid video and acts innocent. she gets any guy she wants because her looks. she writes the dumbest book in the world. she has no manners. another thing is she CANT SING. haha, her talent is just lookin good. and looks are not everything. she is not a good role model. what is your opinion and if you got more to add to this, just answer all you've got! this is my opinion so please do not get offended. everyone has their own bias.

2006-10-14 09:44:10 · 13 answers · asked by temari 2

1st person right , gets the points.
HINT: the person's voice is also the MOST heard , WORLD-WIDE!!

2006-10-14 09:41:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-14 09:40:58 · 9 answers · asked by ev3rlazt3nluv 1

I am intersting about similar games like CAESAR, Civilization, Age of Empires, Syberia etc.

2006-10-14 09:37:44 · 1 answers · asked by Pavlovic L 1

I'm skint and can't afford to go out this weekend, but what's your excuse for not being out and having fun right now?

2006-10-14 09:31:09 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-14 09:30:38 · 4 answers · asked by brian s 2

2006-10-14 09:22:39 · 29 answers · asked by Jewel 2

2006-10-14 09:08:47 · 4 answers · asked by Debbie A 1

2006-10-14 09:06:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-14 09:02:25 · 9 answers · asked by rainbow power 2

it dosen`t seem the same this year, something lacking, do you agree?

2006-10-14 08:58:56 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-14 08:58:28 · 7 answers · asked by hum t 1

Online dating verses club scene

2006-10-14 08:54:27 · 7 answers · asked by wyla j 1

so does anybody have a strange story ? did anybody had a really BAD friday yesterday???

2006-10-14 08:41:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

I should get one, will my life be improved by having one?

2006-10-14 08:40:53 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-14 08:26:51 · 19 answers · asked by Jazzymay 2

because he is stupid and he do stupid things and say stupid things

2006-10-14 08:24:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

I did not ask for it the VIP dance just ended and she gave it to me.

2006-10-14 08:14:26 · 2 answers · asked by JohnDoe 1

what happend after that

2006-10-14 08:13:58 · 15 answers · asked by mayo_girl_2006 2

2006-10-14 08:06:07 · 2 answers · asked by prettywoman 6

My favorite series of book s the Gregor The Overlander serise by Suzanne Collins. I love it even though there's giant rats, spiders, lizards, bats , and cockroaches that talk.

2006-10-14 08:02:30 · 11 answers · asked by Paulaa c: 1