Other - Entertainment - August 2006

hubby admitted to hosp mate died and my aunts had a stroke i need a Good laff plz

2006-08-21 10:57:25 · 9 answers · asked by kj 5

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=4470

2006-08-21 10:47:12 · 5 answers · asked by Shadow 4

it doesn't have a begining or ending but here it is what do you think


I need to sulk somewhere, jump off a cliff and summersalt all the way down to the water where I will try to drown my self then remeber I left brownies in the oven then walk back up the hill to get them. sooooooooooo as I'm walking up the hill I hear a scream from the road, I run up climb back over the edge of the cliff only to find............... 8 barbie doll heads stacked up on someones car intena!!! help me the barbie Kelli screamed to me we can't move, Mean time the vilian whom stuck them their was fishing for lake trout he was known as the blue meanie beaten by the beatles in the cartoon the yellow submerine in th 70s but back for more evil!!!!
The I heard a splash from the lake, the blue meanie had just nabbed that elusive jelly fish ( which was better than trout) yes he said with glee racing ut the hill tripping over a rock some pour 5 year old boy was forcedd to put back down earler that day by his parents the rock was to be a momentum of his trip to the lake, now only to be tripped upon by....EVIL getting back up agin the blue meany reached for his car keys and unlocked the door with a bepp beep ...which reminded me I still had brownies in the oven!!!! sorry I said to the barbie doll heads but I need my brownies....I countined back on my trek to choclaty goodness ***** the head yelled out to me . Sorry I said , maybe next time!!!

Back on my trek to moist brownies again.... I was running so hard I almost passed out when A unicorn with 9 horns( don't ask) came trptting up to me and said looks like your trying to get home to some brownies. " yeah I said can you help me "? sure he said, jump on my back. okay I said . JUmping on I came apon a barbie doll head. Well look who it is she said with anger in her voice, I am sorry I coun't resue you I said sadly, Talk to the hand she said, for a hand she did not have so thAT left me baffled for the next two minutes until I finnaly got up the guts to say...but you don't have a ha.... I know she said crying tears streaming down her painted eyes, but if I had one would you talk to it? sure I said trying to make her feel better.

As me the head and the 9 horned unicorn where heading peacefully down the treck ....
We heard a sprts car chasing us oh no kelly said he's come to get me, oh no he won't I said drawing my light saber ( like literally with crayons and stuff) When I finnished cutting it out I had the 9 hornrd unicorn kiss it and made it come to life, feeling the power of the green lazer sword in my hand I gave a triumphant yell throughing it at the windsheild of the evil cartoon in side . as it smashed through his window he gave a scream of anguish and drove his car off the cliff!! thats the way kelly said!!!


It was reaching night fall and I could almost taste the brownies melting in my mouth ...when I heard a hollow metal click ! "don't move a disgrunteled voice behind me said......omg the sky is falling I thought!!!! I looked behind only to she kelly there with a velvet revolver in her plastic mouth. " I could blow you away right now she said " But I think I will tourture you first, oh yeah I said well I know your weakness!!! I spit on her !!!! she looked at me with terror in her eyes !!! "oh god! I'm melting I'm melting I'm Melting " ha thats what you get. 3 minutes later she disolved into a pool of pink and blue. Oh you gota be kidding me the 9 horned unicorn said I just washed my back yester day ewww thats nasty, sorry I said.

2006-08-21 10:42:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-21 10:37:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-21 10:35:44 · 4 answers · asked by ? 5

Also appeared in Cabin Fever?

2006-08-21 10:21:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-21 10:12:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

If you're at a casino playing blackjack and you lose the hand but the dealer counts wrong and pushes or pays out what would you do?

2006-08-21 09:59:42 · 5 answers · asked by Spaceman 6

2006-08-21 09:50:04 · 17 answers · asked by fliddybobs 1

Watcha gon doo afta wuk??????

2006-08-21 09:37:59 · 74 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-21 09:31:46 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-21 09:30:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-21 09:27:49 · 4 answers · asked by paula p 3

just for fun. say anything

2006-08-21 09:27:03 · 10 answers · asked by hsfn09 2

I cant find him

2006-08-21 09:23:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

I've been invited to lunch at the home of a co worker who is from Bangladesh. What is the custom when you are invited to their home? Do you bring a gift? Flower? anything? Am I suppose to do anything else?

2006-08-21 09:02:41 · 7 answers · asked by stuckincullman 1

2006-08-21 08:57:09 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-21 08:56:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-21 08:52:17 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

I am laughing my butt off at his questions. I think he should get into standup somehow. lol... check him out!

http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=AqldAWTRIS3GFWtTFqRC6xYezKIX?show=ebc65e907a5b2e83436f569db25886cfaa

2006-08-21 08:51:23 · 2 answers · asked by Rick 7

whats more impotent to you!

2006-08-21 08:48:58 · 4 answers · asked by baby 2

2006-08-21 08:39:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

A music star ? A movie star ? Famous Person from your country ? Where did you meet them and when ? I met Michael Douglas in Montana.

2006-08-21 08:37:53 · 34 answers · asked by CTM 3

2006-08-21 08:37:21 · 7 answers · asked by eeyore_luver 2

2006-08-21 08:35:57 · 2 answers · asked by Bandit Style 2

Of a famous person.

2006-08-21 08:29:34 · 14 answers · asked by Indiana Jonas 4

2006-08-21 08:20:15 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-21 08:16:46 · 3 answers · asked by Leona3 1

???

2006-08-21 08:16:23 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-21 08:16:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous