I wrote a really screwed up story today?

Question

it doesn't have a begining or ending but here it is what do you think


I need to sulk somewhere, jump off a cliff and summersalt all the way down to the water where I will try to drown my self then remeber I left brownies in the oven then walk back up the hill to get them. sooooooooooo as I'm walking up the hill I hear a scream from the road, I run up climb back over the edge of the cliff only to find............... 8 barbie doll heads stacked up on someones car intena!!! help me the barbie Kelli screamed to me we can't move, Mean time the vilian whom stuck them their was fishing for lake trout he was known as the blue meanie beaten by the beatles in the cartoon the yellow submerine in th 70s but back for more evil!!!!
The I heard a splash from the lake, the blue meanie had just nabbed that elusive jelly fish ( which was better than trout) yes he said with glee racing ut the hill tripping over a rock some pour 5 year old boy was forcedd to put back down earler that day by his parents the rock was to be a momentum of his trip to the lake, now only to be tripped upon by....EVIL getting back up agin the blue meany reached for his car keys and unlocked the door with a bepp beep ...which reminded me I still had brownies in the oven!!!! sorry I said to the barbie doll heads but I need my brownies....I countined back on my trek to choclaty goodness ***** the head yelled out to me . Sorry I said , maybe next time!!!

Back on my trek to moist brownies again.... I was running so hard I almost passed out when A unicorn with 9 horns( don't ask) came trptting up to me and said looks like your trying to get home to some brownies. " yeah I said can you help me "? sure he said, jump on my back. okay I said . JUmping on I came apon a barbie doll head. Well look who it is she said with anger in her voice, I am sorry I coun't resue you I said sadly, Talk to the hand she said, for a hand she did not have so thAT left me baffled for the next two minutes until I finnaly got up the guts to say...but you don't have a ha.... I know she said crying tears streaming down her painted eyes, but if I had one would you talk to it? sure I said trying to make her feel better.

As me the head and the 9 horned unicorn where heading peacefully down the treck ....
We heard a sprts car chasing us oh no kelly said he's come to get me, oh no he won't I said drawing my light saber ( like literally with crayons and stuff) When I finnished cutting it out I had the 9 hornrd unicorn kiss it and made it come to life, feeling the power of the green lazer sword in my hand I gave a triumphant yell throughing it at the windsheild of the evil cartoon in side . as it smashed through his window he gave a scream of anguish and drove his car off the cliff!! thats the way kelly said!!!


It was reaching night fall and I could almost taste the brownies melting in my mouth ...when I heard a hollow metal click ! "don't move a disgrunteled voice behind me said......omg the sky is falling I thought!!!! I looked behind only to she kelly there with a velvet revolver in her plastic mouth. " I could blow you away right now she said " But I think I will tourture you first, oh yeah I said well I know your weakness!!! I spit on her !!!! she looked at me with terror in her eyes !!! "oh god! I'm melting I'm melting I'm Melting " ha thats what you get. 3 minutes later she disolved into a pool of pink and blue. Oh you gota be kidding me the 9 horned unicorn said I just washed my back yester day ewww thats nasty, sorry I said.

you know I wrote it to be scwerd up, it's not supposed to be serious. and yeah I am a punker cause I do ridiculuos stunts and all that other ****, i never said I was a " I write love letters in blood chicka, and **** you cause I don't follow the trends I follow what I like .

yeah you can probly tell I'm adhd...and yes I got the brownies

lax>3...... you need to get a life and stop trying to mess up everone elses!

Answer 1

that story is really random and interesting.....what im wondering is why you said on your question("WHATS MY FAVORITE MOVIE AND NUMBER?) that i won the ten points and then gave them to someone else???????

Answer 2

Panic at the disco is NOT PUNK.

Just because you listen to them and Fall Out Boy does NOT mean you are "punk rock"

It's brats like you that ruin alternative music for those of us who really listen to it.

Fall out boy was cool 2 summers ago.
Panic was cool last summer.

But you woulndt know that cause you are prob only listening to the radio trends.

poser.

Answer 3

Maybe there is an audience for this sort of writing, but I shouldn't be included in it, for I feel this work is disjointed and uninteresting. Maybe if I was on drugs?

Answer 4

It kind of jumps all over the place

Answer 5

ya but have you ever gone to eat a pork sausage and found it had hairs growing all over it?

Answer 6

hmmmm...interesting. good imagination though!

and dont listen to they people who say you need therapy! its good to do weird things and write weird things now and again, escape from the norm!!

Answer 7

its really screwed up what is your personal life like D A M N

Answer 8

I think that it needs work. And spell check. Good luck.

Answer 9

great imagination, needs spell check.....did you ever get to eat the brownies?

Answer 10

Maybe you could just stay on one topic