Horoscopes - October 2006

I am making a newsletter for my school, and I need some suggedtions for funny fake horoscopes. Im thinking like, Virgo - because mars and venus align this week, it means that you will win the lotto, CONGRATULATIONS!, oh wait, your under 18, so you cant buy a lotto ticket, arh, too bad for you.

2006-10-17 11:38:07 · 7 answers · asked by K G girl 2

2006-10-17 10:45:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

Anyone know how well these two get along?

2006-10-17 09:58:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-17 09:45:33 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

Is it because they are really sexually active?
and are libras really sluts?

2006-10-17 09:40:40 · 17 answers · asked by ~Michelle~ 2

People Always Say Cancers are Very Sensitive ,Emotional,and Attention Seeking Creatures . What Do You Think ?

2006-10-17 09:40:39 · 7 answers · asked by Josie 2

I'm a capricorn, I was born on the 19th of january in 1988, at 23:37 (11:37 pm). Can you tell me anything about me?
My boyfriend is and aquarius, are we a good match?

2006-10-17 08:26:07 · 5 answers · asked by Hellomynameis 3

i all no is that it means (fiery) dose anyone no what leo really is.. i no loud and outspoken to but i just dont get the whole thing.... please dont give me a website unless its really good i just need answers!

2006-10-17 07:52:47 · 9 answers · asked by why hello there 2

There's this girl at my job who hates me for no apparent reason, we always bud heads and always have different opinions. I recently found out her birthday is a day after mines Iam way older then her though, but I can't believe she's a libra like me is that why we don't get along?

2006-10-17 07:46:15 · 8 answers · asked by sam 3

Hi, What do you guys think about us?? What are the negatives and positives about us that you can share. Thanks!!!

2006-10-17 07:13:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-17 07:06:48 · 6 answers · asked by Truly Amazing 2

I am Virgo and I believe this sign is very soft hearted, romantic and hard worker. But we always seem to get hurt!! Tell me what you think about it?

2006-10-17 06:53:36 · 6 answers · asked by hazelshine 4

2006-10-17 06:43:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Is this a good match? Been dating a gemini female for about 4 months. Has been awsome mostly, but now things are kinda taking wierd turns. Any advice helpful. Thanks!

2006-10-17 06:40:11 · 7 answers · asked by SpiderMan79x 3

Can anyone help? traits? strengths? weaknesses? maybe even ways of dealing with thinkgs.

Anything would be helpful. Thanks.

2006-10-17 06:33:15 · 15 answers · asked by Drea 2

i am taurus i am the most loyal of the fire signs.
i am stubborn i am easy going, although when i feel and issue of trust am about to bolt! taurus can become easily annoyed. what horoscope goes with me???????

2006-10-17 05:47:38 · 11 answers · asked by gina g 2

I am a Leo but dont know much about it. Can you tell me love matches, characteristics, and any other details that go along with this sign?
thanks!

2006-10-17 05:08:00 · 5 answers · asked by jenivive 6

2006-10-17 04:54:04 · 22 answers · asked by nisha 2

2006-10-17 04:44:49 · 10 answers · asked by nisha 2

2006-10-17 03:34:09 · 12 answers · asked by MaryJane 2

2006-10-17 03:31:16 · 12 answers · asked by MaryJane 2

He is a 25 yr old capricorn i am a 25 yr old cancer. We met about 6 months ago and are good friends. We've liked each other from the start but only admitted it to each other about a month ago. He is afraid of ruining the friendship if it doesn't work out. He kissed me about 2 weeks ago and a couple of times since, but we're not dating. What is our chances? He is a really great guy, very interesting and a gentleman. Am confused? What are we doing?

2006-10-17 03:29:56 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-17 03:16:36 · 26 answers · asked by nisha 2

2006-10-17 03:16:02 · 5 answers · asked by nisha 2

2006-10-17 03:11:38 · 16 answers · asked by nisha 2

2006-10-17 02:55:54 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

my grand father was or claimed to be a warlock which hell i dont believe in that crap but ive seen some strange things growing up because i lived with him and my mawmaw so i kinda cant deny it !
but like people would come over that had lost things hed find them for them .he could hypnotize people and make them do embarrising things :) that was funny does any one else have strange familys like that.tell me about your strange family

2006-10-17 02:45:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-17 02:08:41 · 12 answers · asked by komalj 1

Do think i have some money coming?
i washed my hands and even put lotion on, but they are still ichy,
Where do u think the money is at?lol
thanks!

2006-10-17 02:02:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

i'm aquarius and i like this taurus guy. what do taurus man look for in a girl ?

2006-10-17 01:34:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous