Entertainment & Music - 31 December 2007

Why or why not?

2007-12-31 01:27:04 · 6 answers · asked by ♥вєαυтι♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

I always wonder:
where does the water go that goes down the drain in the sink?
where does the stuff go that goes down the toilet?
How do they get tap water clean enough for human consumption?
you see where I'm going with this.....

and I always wonder: how does TV work? how do images travel through space or wires?

Do you have any questions about everyday things?

2007-12-31 01:23:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

These are true things said in court...

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.


ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?

WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

WITNESS: I forget.

ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?

WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'

ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?

WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.

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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me?

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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?

WITNESS: Uh.... I was gett'in laid!

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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

WITNESS: None.

ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.

ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

WITNESS: Guess.

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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?

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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

WITNESS: Oral.

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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!

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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question?

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--- And the best for last: ---


ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?


WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

2007-12-31 01:23:11 · 9 answers · asked by >o_OStarry Eyed>VandazZ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm so hormonal. I know they don't really mean anything.

But my dang tattoos do not deserve to be thumbed down.
*pout*

2007-12-31 01:21:32 · 16 answers · asked by MamiZ fa shizzle! 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 01:18:05 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

gonna marry two other women...Now I am crazy about these two females one even brings me chocolates all the time and the other is just to dang cute for words...Here is my problem...I have fallen in love with another woman that lives in England...how do I tell the other two about her and will they except her...?

2007-12-31 01:13:48 · 2 answers · asked by ..................?............. 4 in Polls & Surveys

to raise a little hell to bring in the New Year??
Be safe, have fun, do not drive drunk .... remember you are taking the lives of others in your hands as well ........

A BIG THANK YOU ON THAT ONE !!!!!

2007-12-31 01:00:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 00:59:48 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

They Expect My Excuses so what Will Work?

2007-12-31 00:59:43 · 184 answers · asked by Dovey 7 in Polls & Surveys

who do you like the best

2007-12-31 00:59:30 · 81 answers · asked by sdkljfdjf 2 in Celebrities

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ajp.KojhXicrORVDhUa4F5kgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20071231053708AAO1Fxo

2007-12-31 00:59:10 · 40 answers · asked by larenza w 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 00:58:47 · 51 answers · asked by mojo569 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 00:58:20 · 39 answers · asked by Addikt 3 in Polls & Surveys

I don't but I'm bored.

2007-12-31 00:58:01 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I will give the best answer to the craziest answer.

2007-12-31 00:57:46 · 66 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

So what are you doing tonite and what are your resolutions and goals for 2008?

I wish everyone a Happy New Year ..

And thanx for stopping by to answer =D !!!

2007-12-31 00:57:33 · 27 answers · asked by Nicole 2 in Polls & Surveys

im not sure ...

2007-12-31 00:56:10 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

John Wayne movie

2007-12-31 00:55:57 · 2 answers · asked by jbps8810 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-31 00:55:54 · 5 answers · asked by Queen ME 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 00:55:51 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Need some tunes and some preferences for my guitar skillz

2007-12-31 00:55:11 · 10 answers · asked by .:Ich.Bin.Eine.Engel:. 1 in Other - Music

2007-12-31 00:55:11 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ive been stuck on this blasted fence for two hours

2007-12-31 00:54:46 · 24 answers · asked by Deborah C 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 00:54:24 · 17 answers · asked by The Lost Elf 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 00:53:37 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 00:53:27 · 20 answers · asked by mickie 4 in Polls & Surveys

One like IMDB for instance? Details of who the music was produced by, video director and trivia on the video?

2007-12-31 00:53:21 · 4 answers · asked by K-9 3 in Other - Music

i always take this path to work and whenever i get to the part where i get close to the road i always see this and it always scares me cause i always think its a cheetah

http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh135/josephvaldez89/cheatahshead.jpg

i mean common doesnt that look like the back of a cheetahs head

2007-12-31 00:53:18 · 26 answers · asked by Checks and Goats 5 in Polls & Surveys

to wear to go club-hopping
http://www.edressme.com/b10855rd.html
girls: would you wear it?
guys: would you dance with a girl wearing this?

best wishes =]

2007-12-31 00:52:25 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-31 00:52:13 · 2 answers · asked by andrea m 1 in Other - Music