They Expect My Excuses so what Will Work?
2007-12-31 00:59:43 · 184 answers · asked by Dovey 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A previously unknown species of mammal called the "wileybrontodinglehopper" escaped from a wildlife preserve. A local conservation agent discovered it but freaked out, he'd never seen a hairy, purple animal before and mistook it as a hallucination from too much LSD in his younger days so he didn't immediatly call the scientific community. When he finally DID get around to calling someone for assistance the animal had disappeared and worked it's way toward your residence. Unfortunately for you, it mistook your vehicle as a large tree stump. Apparently, this strange creature uses tree stumps as toilets. Quite intelligent in reality as it's created it's own commode of sorts! It sat on your car and in addition to crushing it, crapped all over your car ruining the interior and all items you had in the vehicle AND YOU WERE IN THE CAR WHEN IT HAPPENED. Just tell them "so sorry, I'm just full of sh*t and couldn't possibly make it" :P
2007-12-31 01:18:20 · answer #1 · answered by 'tisJustMe 6 · 6⤊ 5⤋
Pretty easy question. You don't want to go to the party, right? Use the same excuses that you would for taking a day off from work. The list is endless.
The car's dead.
My dog's/cat's just died (GASP!) The humanity!
Mum's in the asylum suddenly! God save the queen!
Problem w/ the bank, "I haven't any cash for a cab, train, etc..."
Sorry, I've got to bail my husband/wife out of jail.
Daddy's had a a heart attack/stroke, I'll be at the hospital.
The sexual harrassment is always too much, can't do today.
My plumbing has burst, do you know a good plumber, now?!
I need to wash my hair, could take hours before I show.
"who's going to be there? Oh, them? I'll pass, I'm so tired"
I'll be late, need to get to the airport, picking up my brother/sister you know, for the holidays.
Then, if those few don't work, there's the classics:
I'm having my period, or for guys...I've got a bit of IBS.
Stay home, be safe, enjoy, Happy New Year!
2007-12-31 11:02:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Last Minute Excuses
2016-11-07 03:17:41 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Car jacked and didn't go to Vegas but got married
Went to a swingers party instead
Got married without being car jacked or going to Vegas.
Got onto Yahoo Answers and lost track of time. (Best suggestion)
No excuse, don't call me, I'll call you.
No reason, just new policy
2014-09-05 02:56:14 · answer #4 · answered by Roshani 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"wileybrontodinglehopper" escaped from a wildlife preserve. A local conservation agent discovered it but freaked out, he'd never seen a hairy, purple animal before and mistook it as a hallucination from too much LSD in his younger days so he didn't immediatly call the scientific community. When he finally DID get around to calling someone for assistance the animal had disappeared and worked it's way toward your residence. Unfortunately for you, it mistook your vehicle as a large tree stump. Apparently, this strange creature uses tree stumps as toilets. Quite intelligent in reality as it's created it's own commode of sorts! It sat on your car and in addition to crushing it, crapped all over your car ruining the interior and all items you had in the vehicle AND YOU WERE
2014-11-06 09:57:19 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to help a friend out with personal issues... Tell them you don't think they should be alone on New Years but they dont feel up to partying.
2007-12-31 01:34:54 · answer #6 · answered by reD4luv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not going to be able to make it after all. I'll explain later. I hope you all have a wonderful time and a prosperous new year.
Later, when they ask for details, just say you over-reacted and could have come after all. Then add no more and ask about the party.
2007-12-31 01:36:16 · answer #7 · answered by pinky 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
heres some excuses
1)friends birthday party
2) job interview
3) going to comfort my friend who just got out of a bad relationship (works great with mom's)
4) my friend has free movie tickets...c'mon its not everyday tht u get to watch a movie for free
hope those help
2007-12-31 01:38:57 · answer #8 · answered by DIFF_ERENT 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My car won't start. I want to catch up on my sleep. Drinking is hard on my kidneys and liver and I want to live to a ripe old age. Social setting make me uncomfortable. I need some me time. I want to just spent some time with just me and God this year. Drinking will stunt my emotional growth. I'm allergic to drinking. Bob is stalking me and I am trying to avoid him. I really hate parties and I don't want to go. Sookie hurt her paw and I need to be there for her. I have another thing to go to tonight that is more important to me. Anything will work no one can make you do anything that you don't want to do be assertive.
2007-12-31 01:38:50 · answer #9 · answered by Vivianna 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
on-line and you're meeting them tonight. Ok...that sounded a little lame. You could always use PMS as an excuse.
2014-10-03 08:48:24 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them the truth. That you're simply not up for the party. Tell them you apologize for being in a "bummer" mood and thank them for inviting you but you'd rather stay home tonight for some quality time for yourself.
2007-12-31 01:40:41 · answer #11 · answered by butch 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋