Entertainment & Music - 22 December 2007

2007-12-22 05:43:53 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-22 05:43:04 · 20 answers · asked by Flowers 7 in Polls & Surveys

Can someone Provide me with a link to Ah! My Goddess Season 2 dubbed please i really love this anime and please make sure it is dubbed PLEASE!!!!!!!!!! i am desperate

2007-12-22 05:42:37 · 2 answers · asked by Da Big T 1 in Comics & Animation

2007-12-22 05:42:25 · 40 answers · asked by andybby 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-22 05:41:45 · 41 answers · asked by I hate carrots 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-22 05:41:23 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I kinda remember reading that recently, but can't remember. Did she have another kid after having the twins??

2007-12-22 05:40:08 · 3 answers · asked by dawn. 1 in Celebrities

dying what would you do?


and im not dying btw

2007-12-22 05:39:24 · 42 answers · asked by Black_Rain 2 in Polls & Surveys

Someone musical star that the critics and friends all like, but you think stinks?

2007-12-22 05:38:48 · 12 answers · asked by Steve C 7 in Celebrities

I'll be 43 on Monday and I still don't know. What about you?

2007-12-22 05:38:13 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-22 05:38:07 · 28 answers · asked by Flowers 7 in Polls & Surveys

Q:Ok why did john kerry want a nipple percing?
A:Cause bush got a dick chany.


1. There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.
He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."
A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.
The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."
The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.
His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."
The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.
His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the ******* potatoes!"


2. A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."

The guy says OK, and drives away.

The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands: "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?"

The guy replies: "I did ... today I'm taking them to the beach!"


3. An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!"

Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts and says, "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound!"
4. If you drop a blonde and a brunette from 100 feet, which hits the ground first? The brunette, because the blonde has to ask directions on the way down.


5. An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland. They were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft's sewage holding tank. The Aircraft Commander was in a hurry, the truck was late in arriving, and the Airman performing the job was extremely slow in getting the tank pumped out.

When the commander berated the Airman for his slowness and promised punishment, the Airman responded: "Sir, I have no stripes, it is 20 below zero, I'm stationed in Greenland, and I am pumping sewage out of airplanes. Just what are you going to do to punish me?"


6. Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. By the way, I have a large rotweiler inside named Killer; he won't bother you. I also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!"

Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the repairman, but the whole time he was there, the parrot cursed, yelled, screamed, and about drove him nuts.

As he was ready to leave, he couldn't resist saying, "You stupid bird, why don't you shut up!"

To which the bird replied, "Killer, get him!"


7. Two guys are playing golf. The women in front of them are really taking their time and are slowing the men up.
So one man says to his friend, "I'm gonna go ask those ladies if we can play through."
He starts walking, but about halfway there, he turns around. When he gets back, his friend asks what happened.
He replies, "One of those women is my wife, and the other is my mistress. Why don't you go talk to them?"
So the second man starts to walk over. He gets halfway there and turns around. When he gets back, his friend asks, "Now what happened?"
To this he replies, "Small world."

2007-12-22 05:38:02 · 15 answers · asked by Kdclmn 3 in Jokes & Riddles

it goes like something like this:

Flintstones meet the flintstones, their a modern stone age family....

Help me out.....my wife thinks it is the mountain of the fairy king

2007-12-22 05:37:27 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

if you did would your life be for the better?

2007-12-22 05:37:22 · 6 answers · asked by Flowers 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-22 05:36:49 · 35 answers · asked by drape_sylvan 7 in Polls & Surveys

or should i just get pregnant for a 9 month break?

2007-12-22 05:35:33 · 13 answers · asked by ☼grundle goat☼ kiss my kitty 3 in Polls & Surveys

Whose?

2007-12-22 05:35:28 · 6 answers · asked by drape_sylvan 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-22 05:34:38 · 18 answers · asked by ***** 1 in Polls & Surveys

If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?

2007-12-22 05:34:27 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-22 05:33:54 · 21 answers · asked by Fancy That 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-22 05:32:44 · 22 answers · asked by drape_sylvan 7 in Polls & Surveys

Just wondering cos there are some handsome/beautiful ones about.

2007-12-22 05:32:39 · 46 answers · asked by ? Planet 80's ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

...i dont..=(

2007-12-22 05:32:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-22 05:31:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine is a house !

2007-12-22 05:31:54 · 20 answers · asked by M 6 in Polls & Surveys

or just dating material...

2007-12-22 05:31:19 · 35 answers · asked by Fia 5 in Polls & Surveys

if your foot goes numb and someone cuts your toe off would you feel it? and if you dont feel the pain right away would it hurt after ur foot isn't numb anymore?

2007-12-22 05:27:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or other? Just bored that's all.

2007-12-22 05:27:47 · 19 answers · asked by I ♥ my boyfriend! 5 in Polls & Surveys

http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=AtB7UKCD3sAZksRm8MS4aqfpy6IX;_ylv=3?show=AA10030221

I blocked him. That little rat is always out to get me banned!

2007-12-22 05:26:27 · 11 answers · asked by #1 New York Yankees Fan 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-22 05:26:24 · 26 answers · asked by A Miracle In Your Veins<3 5 in Polls & Surveys