Entertainment & Music - 14 December 2007

What do you do now?

2007-12-14 02:55:51 · 29 answers · asked by Nerdy Guy 3 in Polls & Surveys

I'd be the Mailman with the Santa hat running from the dog.

2007-12-14 02:55:04 · 14 answers · asked by King of Biscuits 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-14 02:54:43 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine was getting the phone to call my ex at like 3am, this was a long time ago now that was def the worst

2007-12-14 02:54:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-14 02:53:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-14 02:53:15 · 27 answers · asked by Nerdy Guy 3 in Polls & Surveys

Dave was bragging to his boss one day, 'You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.'

Tired of his boasting, his boss decides to call his bluff, 'OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?' 'No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.' So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood , knock on Tom Cruise's door and Tom Cruise shouts, 'Dave! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!'

Although impressed, Dave's boss is still sceptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky. 'No, no, you just name anyone else,' Dave says.

'President Bush,' his boss quickly retorts. 'Yup,' Dave say's, 'Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington .' At the White House, Bush spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, 'Dave, what a great surprise, I was just heading to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in first and let's and catch up.'

The boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else.

'The Pope,' the boss replies. 'Sure!' says Dave. 'I've known the Pope for years.' So off they fly to Rome . Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican 's St. Peter's Square when Dave says, 'This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope.'

He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican . Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony and waves, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Making his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him, 'What happened boss?'

His boss looks up and says, 'It was the final straw ... you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who the hell is that on the balcony with Dave?'

2007-12-14 02:52:37 · 15 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-14 02:52:25 · 22 answers · asked by The Sidewalkinator 6 in Polls & Surveys

I think you all do. I have one on my ankle. What does this say about us?

2007-12-14 02:51:47 · 24 answers · asked by Sour Girl™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-14 02:51:31 · 21 answers · asked by ×Charmz× 6 in Polls & Surveys

I am!

2007-12-14 02:50:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-14 02:50:52 · 7 answers · asked by MamiZ-Notorious Faithful Freak 5 in Polls & Surveys

And Sgt. Preston, for that matter.

2007-12-14 02:50:42 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Radio

2007-12-14 02:50:25 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-14 02:50:25 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i'm asking because i have the 2 disk dvd of the first series. Jackie, and cousin Jade, with uncle "whats his name" throwing around iffy stunts and some cool moves. tried selling on ebay without success, now i want to see if it worth selling again.

this is original. £10 if its UK. £20 it its to US - postage costs more you see.

hope you guys dont get offended by my idea here.

cheers, and happy looking.

2007-12-14 02:49:50 · 5 answers · asked by redastra2000 2 in Comics & Animation

2007-12-14 02:49:39 · 7 answers · asked by Dovey 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-14 02:49:27 · 5 answers · asked by Junior 1 in Polls & Surveys

I like
Bruce Lee
Chuck Norris
Jean Claude Van Damme
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Jackie Chan
and
Bruce Willis

2007-12-14 02:49:23 · 12 answers · asked by dom316 3 in Movies

2007-12-14 02:47:30 · 30 answers · asked by Speedstar 5 in Polls & Surveys

"Now where was you last Friday night while I was lyin' in jail
Walkin' the streets with another man you wouldn't even go my bail."

2007-12-14 02:47:15 · 5 answers · asked by ? 6 in Country

2007-12-14 02:46:53 · 64 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

I was fine last night, and 8 mile drive took me 1 1/2 hours, but this morning my car slid down the hill and got stuck. But, the tow truck driver was cute and I bought him a coffee...a little flirting made it better. I got to work 2 hours late.

2007-12-14 02:46:42 · 6 answers · asked by curlz 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-14 02:46:27 · 4 answers · asked by sunil777us 1 in Horoscopes

2007-12-14 02:45:18 · 19 answers · asked by ×Charmz× 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-14 02:45:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-14 02:44:50 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

and if so, do you drink the milk when you are finished eating the cereal. I cant do it, its too sweet.

2007-12-14 02:44:47 · 5 answers · asked by Bistro 7 in Polls & Surveys

Or would you actually be a good little monkey and get some work done?

2007-12-14 02:43:58 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-14 02:43:44 · 17 answers · asked by Speedstar 5 in Polls & Surveys