Entertainment & Music - 10 December 2007

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Who sang the song ?

The lyrics are"Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hey baby..I wanna knowwwwooowwwwooooo, if you'll be my girl". It's the only one thet soothes my six month old baby teething. I need to buy it cos i'm sick of singing the same line

2007-12-10 21:23:47 · 19 answers · asked by lumpy 3 in Other - Music

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It's a shame you had to learn the hard way, now i have to take my love away?

2007-12-10 21:20:35 · 23 answers · asked by Bumumble 3 in Polls & Surveys

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what is it that annoys u the most in Ur partner?

2007-12-10 21:17:47 · 22 answers · asked by thatgal 2 in Polls & Surveys

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how much money do you have in your pocket or your wallet?

2007-12-10 21:14:50 · 23 answers · asked by Warrior 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you actually touched or seen an elephant - in real life (not in a circus or a zoo)?

2007-12-10 21:14:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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A ....... joke........?

A daughter saw her father last nite using the computer which has a password. But she can't use it because she didn't know the password. SHE HAS A PLAN.

daughter: "I will wake up in the night and watch my father using the computer. i will look at the password so i can use the comp."

So she wake up and knew the password.

So the next day, she opened the computer and typed the password BUT can't open the computer.So she called the CALL CENTER AGENT.

daughter: HeLLo, miss, i have a problem, i can't open the computer but i know it's password and it cannot be opened

CALL CENTER AGENT: Goo morning maam, can i ask what's the password?

daughter: it's all STARS ..********

<<>>>

star if u lyk..... :)

so dumb daughter..

2007-12-10 21:13:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What is the best age for marriage?

I want to be married at 30. Is that too late?

2007-12-10 21:09:51 · 25 answers · asked by ILOVEU 5 in Polls & Surveys

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If you could...?

...only wear one color for the rest of your life, what color would it be? And why?

2007-12-10 21:09:47 · 20 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

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why is it that some people on here reply such rude answers to honest questions?

i try to make it fun for people and yet others just have to say something to try and shoot it down...comeon have some humor please.

2007-12-10 21:09:02 · 27 answers · asked by *TiNkSteR <3's *him* 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What do you put in your milkshake?

2007-12-10 21:08:05 · 6 answers · asked by Katniss 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Are you hot or not?

2007-12-10 21:04:49 · 38 answers · asked by . 2 in Polls & Surveys

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What is in your......?

Pocket ????

2007-12-10 21:02:27 · 26 answers · asked by Mr. Mishra 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Are your family like the Waltons ,,, The Addams family,,,,,Swiss Family Robinson,,,, Or none of these?

Survey from www. whoamitoask.com

2007-12-10 21:01:47 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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..If you would be a color, which one would you be?..?

2007-12-10 21:01:02 · 10 answers · asked by Incognito 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Can you name as many flowers as possible?

It is for a project

2007-12-10 20:58:32 · 5 answers · asked by Janina 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Is this stuff true.....LOL?

• Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
• Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'.
• Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
• Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
• Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
• Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
• Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man wants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need.
• Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.
• Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
• Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
• Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.
• Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an 'on/off' switch.
• Women think all beer is the same.
• Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.
• Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
• If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.
• Women brush their hair before bed.
• Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea about how she'll be in bed.
• Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modeling.
• Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility, 'It's there in the Bible'. Hmmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple?
• Women do not know anything about cars. 'Oil-stick, oil doesn't stick?'
• Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet. Men just get a large bowl to share.
• The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
• Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
• Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
• A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.
• Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.
• Women don't try as hard as men during sex; after all, they don't fall asleep afterwards.
• Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?'
• PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter. (Or at least men think it means that. PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.
• The first naked man a woman sees is 'Ken'.
• Women are insecure about their weight, butt, and breast sizes.
• Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left-hand turn.
• 'Oh, nothing,' has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man-language.
• Lewis Carroll's Caterpillar had nothing on women.
• Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.
• All women are overweight by definition; don't agree with them about it. Women always have 5 pounds to lose, but don't bring this up unless they really have 5 pounds to gain.
• If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'
• Only women understand the reason for 'guest towels' and the 'good china'.
• Women want equal rights, but you rarely hear them clamoring to be let into the draft to cover the responsibilities that go with those rights. All women seek equality with men until it comes to sharing the closet, taking out the trash, and picking up the check.
• If a man ticks off a woman she will often respond by getting a fuzzy toilet cover which warms their rear, but makes it impossible for the lid to stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by the guys. (which gets them in more trouble)
• Women never check to see if the lid is up. They seem to prefer taking a flying butt leap towards the bowl and then chewing men out because they 'left the seat up' instead of taking two seconds and lowering it themselves.
• Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested.
• Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. You don't see women trampling over Tom Cruise to get to Gilbert Gottfried, do you?
• Women fake orgasm because men fake foreplay.
• It's okay for women to dance with each other and not be gay. You don't see straight men dancing together.
• Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they'll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men; women will always catch men checking out other women.
• The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party. You don't hear men say, 'Oh-my-GOD, there's another man wearing a black tux, get me out of here!'

You can exhale now……………

2007-12-10 20:57:17 · 12 answers · asked by Jake5282 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Tough question lol...?

These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to Dallas and party with some friends up there. They had a great time. However, after all the partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Austin until early Monday morning.

Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their professor after the final and explain to him why they missed it.

They explained that they had gone to Dallas for the weekend with the plan to come back and study but, unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way back, didn't have a spare, and couldn't get help for a long time. As a result, they missed the final.

The Professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up the final the following day. The guys were elated and relieved.

They studied that night and went in the next day at the time the professor had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin.

They looked at the first problem, worth 5 points. It was something simple about free radical formation. "Cool," they thought at the same time, each one in his separate room. "This is going to be easy."

Each finished the problem and then turned the page. On the second page was written:

(For 95 points): Which tire?

2007-12-10 20:54:26 · 13 answers · asked by Jake5282 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Good or bad (smile)?

Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...
Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"

Good girls never go after another girl's man...
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.

Good girls wear white cotton panties...
Bad girls don't wear any.

Good girls wax their floors...
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot...
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

Good girls make chicken for dinner...
Bad girls make reservations.

Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies...
Bad girls know they could do better.

Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...
Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.

Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
Bad girls believe that you are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.

Good girls love Italian food...
Bad girls love Italian waiters.