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Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...
Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"

Good girls never go after another girl's man...
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.

Good girls wear white cotton panties...
Bad girls don't wear any.

Good girls wax their floors...
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot...
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

Good girls make chicken for dinner...
Bad girls make reservations.

Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies...
Bad girls know they could do better.

Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...
Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.

Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
Bad girls believe that you are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.

Good girls love Italian food...
Bad girls love Italian waiters.

2007-12-10 20:53:34 · 13 answers · asked by Jake5282 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

lol great ones . but sorry to say i am a good girl at times lol

2007-12-12 02:53:27 · answer #1 · answered by ms01 4 · 1 0

Lol, sounds like i'm a bad girl!

2007-12-10 20:56:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Your simile isn't a reason of somebody to offload you, except they're extremely shallow. i do no longer see something incorrect with it besides. on the different hand, explanation why you ask this question IS a reason to offload you. Get it?

2016-10-11 01:14:35 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Good girls go to heaven
Bad girls go to bars

2007-12-10 21:00:36 · answer #4 · answered by yatzky 2 · 1 0

Hey! You make me feel like a good girl...going bad! LOL!!!

2007-12-10 21:44:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 9 0

good im a bad girl part good he he

2007-12-10 21:16:53 · answer #6 · answered by caza 3 · 1 0

lol,10/10, star.Excellent piece of work there jake.

I always knew I was a good girl..............haha.
Thank you for posting.

2007-12-10 20:58:58 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 2 0

Smile is good and bad.

2007-12-10 20:57:42 · answer #8 · answered by chidambaram k 6 · 1 0

I liked it a lot! LOL

2007-12-10 21:36:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

im such a good girl :) i luv it

2007-12-10 20:56:29 · answer #10 · answered by smilingontime 6 · 1 0

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