Entertainment & Music - 10 December 2007

2007-12-10 23:16:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 23:15:08 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how handsome John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of Johns' sexual orientation and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Mark and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Mark came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Mark, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Mark. But the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"

2007-12-10 23:14:10 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Personally I think they look evil.

2007-12-10 23:13:18 · 54 answers · asked by LoveBeingAMum 5 in Polls & Surveys

y is it that when ppl tell us not to do something, we feel we must. is the art of rebelion simply an involentary action?

2007-12-10 23:11:36 · 47 answers · asked by ♥Sing It For Japan♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Leave all my presents with the waiter,this evening at
my dinner party?
J/K you're still invited,without a present.

2007-12-10 23:11:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

First-year students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you are not disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them calmly and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention...."

Star if funny
Ty

2007-12-10 23:10:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-10 23:10:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 23:09:51 · 21 answers · asked by Molly 1 in Polls & Surveys

Anti-war, workers rights, animal rights, etc...

2007-12-10 23:09:49 · 22 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

For me , it has to be the smell of fresh coffee .

Whats yours ?

2007-12-10 23:09:37 · 75 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 23:07:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

that you can have the rest of your day off!! What you will do??

2007-12-10 23:04:43 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 23:01:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think myne would be the ability to stop time. o i can hve a lye in for as long as a want with no disruptions!

2007-12-10 23:00:09 · 31 answers · asked by mattie_blower 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 22:58:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Your sanity had exited stage left?

2007-12-10 22:56:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 22:55:49 · 8 answers · asked by Alex 2 in Polls & Surveys

lol

2007-12-10 22:53:10 · 19 answers · asked by Jinxyblue 6 in Polls & Surveys

Yep. I've seen it already. Dexter; I've seen episode 12 of season 2. The episode that airs December 16th.
Do you want to know what happens?
Do you think you know what happens?

2007-12-10 22:51:06 · 5 answers · asked by Doubledown 2 in Drama

have a Merry Christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_RDTfOUXzQ

2007-12-10 22:49:36 · 12 answers · asked by Jay Seven 6 in Polls & Surveys

Me,

Back to sleep.

2007-12-10 22:49:12 · 17 answers · asked by yatzky 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 22:45:47 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I would like a hot cup of coffee!!!

2007-12-10 22:45:22 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 22:44:14 · 9 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is Roy Batty's beautiful quote before he dies in Blade Runner:
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

I always cry whenever I watch that scene on my Blade Runner The Director's Cut DVD, I just can't help it.

2007-12-10 22:43:33 · 10 answers · asked by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 in Movies

With anyone.What would you most regret not having told someone? Why haven’t you told them yet?

2007-12-10 22:42:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Everything that happens around you?
:)

2007-12-10 22:42:43 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 22:41:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

any suggestions!

2007-12-10 22:38:17 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys