Entertainment & Music - 9 November 2007

1.Swearing - Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

2.Fights - I have found that it's much easier to restrain our wrath when the other fellow is bigger than we are.

3.The most dangerous position in which to sleep is with your feet on your office desk.

4.Stupidity - Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

5.Procrastination - Procrastination gives you something to look forward to.

6.Solutions
- The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is
generally employed only by small children and large nations.

7.Advice - Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

8.Professionalism - Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

9. Money - Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.

10.Life - Birth is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

11.Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.

12.A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

13.The only thing stronger than a mother's love is a garlic breath

14.I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

15.Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

16.Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

17.The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

2007-11-09 17:53:14 · 8 answers · asked by Soft Heart 6 in Polls & Surveys

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do you see the world threw new eyes?

2007-11-09 17:53:09 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Are you more like Dread Pirate Roberts?

OR are you like Fezzic

2007-11-09 17:51:11 · 10 answers · asked by Maxwell Smart(ypants) 7 in Polls & Surveys

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how do i play amaizing grace on the saxophone?

i dont need to know how to play each note, i would just like to know the notes are to play amaizing grace. thanks

2007-11-09 17:51:08 · 9 answers · asked by Katrina 1 in Other - Music

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Baked, Fried, or Mashed Potatos??

2007-11-09 17:50:29 · 25 answers · asked by ?only?me? 6 in Polls & Surveys

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If you go through withdrawals when you are away from P&S.......??

too long, does that mean you are addicted to it??

I'm going to find out tomorrow!! Do you think anyone will notice that I'm gone??

2007-11-09 17:49:23 · 15 answers · asked by Ginny 7 in Polls & Surveys

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ღ..one word to describe your kids..ღ?

2007-11-09 17:47:31 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Whats the weirdest craving youve ever had?

I just had a craving for chocolate cake so I had some but right after I had a craving for pickle juice. Isnt that weird?

2007-11-09 17:47:25 · 32 answers · asked by Brittany 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Is the Aerosmith song "Pink" about, um... female crotch?

I'm not trying to be nasty or perverted, just curious. I really listened to the song and wondered, check out the lyrics for the song and see what you think.

2007-11-09 17:47:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lyrics

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where do you like to buy your coffee dunkin donuts or starbucks?

i like dunkin donuts new seasonal pumpkin coffee. i like starbucks. but you have to pump your self up to go in there. everyone is soooooo snobbie in there. you have to know your self LOL

2007-11-09 17:45:49 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who does your heart skip a beat for?

2007-11-09 17:45:34 · 16 answers · asked by Cheeky 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Metallica or Megadeth?

2007-11-09 17:45:12 · 24 answers · asked by dokken3kiss 2 in Polls & Surveys

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on which part of body you would like your love kiss?

2007-11-09 17:44:55 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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It's nearly 2 A. M. here and I'm tired of paintin' the town. Would you please apply the second coat?

2007-11-09 17:43:37 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Redwood Forest or the Palm Springs desert?

2007-11-09 17:43:13 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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The nastiest thing I have ever seen was ______!!!?

2007-11-09 17:41:24 · 24 answers · asked by Lindsey girl 3 in Polls & Surveys

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If you knew me, would you like me?

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2007-11-09 17:41:09 · 19 answers · asked by Eternalsilence 3 in Polls & Surveys