1.Swearing - Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
2.Fights - I have found that it's much easier to restrain our wrath when the other fellow is bigger than we are.
3.The most dangerous position in which to sleep is with your feet on your office desk.
4.Stupidity - Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
5.Procrastination - Procrastination gives you something to look forward to.
6.Solutions
- The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is
generally employed only by small children and large nations.
7.Advice - Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
8.Professionalism - Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
9. Money - Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
10.Life - Birth is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
11.Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
12.A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
13.The only thing stronger than a mother's love is a garlic breath
14.I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
15.Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
16.Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
17.The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
2007-11-09 17:53:14 · 8 answers · asked by Soft Heart 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-11-09 17:55:16 · answer #1 · answered by Chocogal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-11 05:01:39 · answer #2 · answered by Too CooL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 00:12:24 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-09 17:56:58 · answer #4 · answered by I Speak the Truth 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-09 17:56:56 · answer #5 · answered by sweetie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-11 04:59:41 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-09 17:57:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-11 08:13:08 · answer #8 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋