A man is looking for a job on a boat so he goes down to the docks. One captain says that he needs a man and happily shows him around the boat. "Here are the quarters where you'll be sleeping. Here's the kitchen. Here's the deck..." and so on throughout the entire ship until they get to a barrel with a hole in it. The man asks the captian, "What's that for?" The captain replies, "Well, any time of any day of the week except wednesday you can stick your dick in that hole and get a free b lowjob." The man exclaims, "THAT'S FANTASTIC! But why not wednesday?" And the captian says, "Well, wednesday's your day in the barrel."
Stars please.
2007-11-07
04:46:17
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