Entertainment & Music - 13 October 2007

do you love and can't get nough of?

2007-10-13 07:32:58 · 20 answers · asked by Sultan Cartman 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-13 07:32:50 · 12 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

Three contractors . . . One from India, another from Germany and the third from England are bidding to repair the White House fence. A senior White House official takes them to examine it.


The English contractor : takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works on some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says. "I figure the job will cost $900 . . . $400 for materials, $400 for labour and $100 profit for me."



The German contractor : also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700 . . . $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."


The Indian contractor doesn't measure or do any figuring, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: "$2,700."

The official incredulously says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"


"Easy," the Indian explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Germany to do the work!"

Guess who got the contract.... ......... ...........!!

2007-10-13 07:32:40 · 9 answers · asked by wna 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Im a LEO

2007-10-13 07:32:20 · 28 answers · asked by Teenager 6 in Polls & Surveys

Chocolate mint, Orange sherbet, Cherry Garcia, Cookie Dough? What is your favorite ice cream? Cup or sugar cone or wafer cone?

2007-10-13 07:31:38 · 11 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

or Halloween like. come on you writers, give me something interesting!

2007-10-13 07:28:55 · 12 answers · asked by Leepal 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-13 07:28:52 · 62 answers · asked by Buddie 7 in Polls & Surveys

Say you went to the grocery store. You have a budget. You go through the store and get everything you need, and nothing more. You add everything up and it comes to the exact right amount. When you get to the checkout, the cashier starts to ring up your items and at the end you are double the amount you were supposed to spend and you can't figure out why. So you go through the emberasing and humiliating process of putting stuff you need back while a huge line forms behind you. Finally you reach your goal, pay, and leave as fast as you can. Then you realize that the reason it was so much was because you didn't use your discount card and the lady at the register didn't mention it [which she usually does]. That happened to me today and it made me so angry I wanted to kick the closest living object, or strangle the lady. How mad would that make you????

2007-10-13 07:28:14 · 15 answers · asked by Kera L 3 in Polls & Surveys

nope...i guess they at yapoo don't think i'm special enough lol...how about u??

2007-10-13 07:27:57 · 20 answers · asked by iANNA! 5 in Polls & Surveys

I'm tossing cold oatmeal in your direction.

2007-10-13 07:26:40 · 37 answers · asked by the_chief 6 in Polls & Surveys

what would you put in it?

2007-10-13 07:25:40 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think I can...I think I can...I think I can...wheww wheww

2007-10-13 07:25:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i am not =)

2007-10-13 07:25:26 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

for instance you have one minute to yourself, you can do anything even if it breaks the law, you will never get in trouble for it, and you would get told the truth and no one would deny you for it. I think i would ask my crush if she liked me or not, but im allready pretty sure she does.

2007-10-13 07:25:25 · 30 answers · asked by SoxfanWheels 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-13 07:24:03 · 48 answers · asked by Mr. Smoothie, aka Mr. SmartAss 6 in Polls & Surveys

or do you appreciate it for what it is?

2007-10-13 07:23:07 · 6 answers · asked by Equal Animal 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-13 07:22:49 · 30 answers · asked by Bark at the Moon 6 in Polls & Surveys

OcTober 13Th is NaTional PeanuT fesTival day?

2007-10-13 07:22:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If so what restaurants? I LOVE Zoopa.

2007-10-13 07:22:39 · 15 answers · asked by Your Mom 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-13 07:22:28 · 9 answers · asked by trydent 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-13 07:21:57 · 47 answers · asked by oohay 3 in Polls & Surveys

Two priests die and go to Heaven. Unfortunately a backlog of work means that Saint Peter can't let them in straight away. Rather than have them hanging around in limbo, Saint Peter tells them that they can return to earth for one week in any form they wish. They can be what they like and do what they like. The First Priest says 'I always wanted to be an eagle soaring about the clouds.' The second Priest says 'Well if I can do anything, I'd like to be a stud.' Saint Peter grants them their wishes and off they go. A week later God asks Peter if Heaven is ready to receive the Priests. 'Yes.' says Peter, 'I've sent off angels to bring them back now.' 'Won't they be difficult to find' asks God. Saint Peter replies ' The eagle is flying around the Rockies.' 'And what about the stud' asks God. Saint Peter replies ' Oh, he's on a tyre in Alaska.'

2007-10-13 07:21:12 · 6 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-13 07:20:53 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Saturdays or Sundays?

2007-10-13 07:20:52 · 23 answers · asked by tercentenary98 6 in Polls & Surveys

in the early 1990's i watched a movie that was about several people that were in some kind of big house or warehouse(maybe), and when they were killed , one by one, they would stay dead for about 5 seconds, then rise up and venture off to kill someone else. somewhere in the movie, a real old ,severely ugly, woman that is reffered to as "momma". at one point this feller takes a swing at her with a hammer, but she catches it in mid air, and nails him with it. only other clue is , a few times in the movie , someone says something like"wait till momma gets here" , or wait till momma comes. cant remember anything else.

2007-10-13 07:19:53 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-10-13 07:19:24 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Male and Female.

2007-10-13 07:18:24 · 13 answers · asked by Factory Girl 4 in Polls & Surveys

There is an entity in this house who keeps putting the knife with the peanut butter, back in the jam jjar, leaving bits of peanut butter in the jam...Can someone please help me stop this unecessary polution?

2007-10-13 07:18:11 · 9 answers · asked by Leepal 5 in Polls & Surveys

To me: Yes.

2007-10-13 07:18:07 · 9 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-13 07:17:37 · 1 answers · asked by erika smith 1 in Polls & Surveys