1. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
2. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
3. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
4. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?"
5. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
6. Say thing like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
7. Two words: Marco Polo.
8. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
9. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
10. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
11. Grab a box of condoms and ask randon couples "Do these work for you?"
12. Find a chocolate bar and skip while singing "I've got a golden ticket..."
2007-10-07
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