Entertainment & Music - 4 October 2007

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.

He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person's attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person....because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large. All in the name of humor."

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I"m talking to that little f***er on your knee!"

2007-10-04 05:23:44 · 5 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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What are you ashamed of?

2007-10-04 05:23:25 · 13 answers · asked by Sunny Days 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Did you ever put Peanuts in you pop???

probably dating myself here. oh what memories and shaking it and exploding all over!!!!!

2007-10-04 05:22:57 · 14 answers · asked by Francesca 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever used?

red or black licorice as a straw to drink???

2007-10-04 05:22:04 · 15 answers · asked by Francesca 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Who was the last person that kissed you?

Where did they kiss you?

2007-10-04 05:21:37 · 35 answers · asked by ~♥Angel Of Music♥~ 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What is your favorite Beatles cover song?

Mine is Spineshank's version of While My Guitar Gently Weeps. They made that song rock. I also like Thrice's Eleanor Rigby and Aerosmith's Helter Skelter and Come Together.

2007-10-04 05:21:09 · 9 answers · asked by Twofold420 3 in Rock and Pop

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Hi How Are You? Whats The Time?

2007-10-04 05:20:45 · 30 answers · asked by What'd You Say? 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Favorite childhood meal cooked by mom?

Mine was a casserole of meat and potatoes and rice and tomatoes. she would sit it on the table on a big book. i can close my eyes and taste it...

2007-10-04 05:20:40 · 31 answers · asked by Francesca 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Poll: do you prefer...?

sweet relish, or dill relish?

2007-10-04 05:20:03 · 16 answers · asked by Arraya 6 in Polls & Surveys

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do you think you deserve all the violation notices you recieved?

2007-10-04 05:19:22 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Somewhere In Time, have you seen it?

2007-10-04 05:18:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is 2Pacalypse Now Tupac's Most Slept On Album?

Almost Nobody Ever Bring's Up 2Pacalypse Now When Talking About Pac People Alway's Bring Up All Eyez On Me , Me Against The World , Makavelli The 7 Day Theroy , I'm definitely the only one that feels this way, but I thin 2Pacalypse Now is 2Pac's best album after Me Against the World. I say that because Tupac was a much better socially conscious/political rapper than he was as a gangsta rapper. THERE, I SAID IT!! I guess that's why I love this album so much.

I kinda like it's sound. Like I stated earlier, it makes more raw. Once you listen to 2Pac raps, you could tell that there is a huge influence of preceding California heroes such as Ice Cube, Ice-T, or even Paris. 2Pac adressed social problems like police brutality, teenage pregnancy, poverty, drug use, etc. more so than he did on any of his succeeding albums. He may not have been able to beat any of the formentioned MCs in a rap battle, but with his thought provoking lyrics, it doesn't matter at all. Listen to the albums more powerful moments like "Words of Wisdom" or "Brenda's Got a Baby" and you'll agree. There are a few joints that are straight up gangsta tracks though. They're not as compelling or as good as the other more insightful joints, but they ain't bad. There's even a feel-good track within the militant ones ("If My Homie Calls"). The way I see it, this is probably one of the last great albums of the Afrocentric, right fist era of hip-hop (assuming it came after Apocalypse 91...). I don't know how many people will agree this one is a sleeper classic. A lot of people didn't see it back in the day, probably because of the production. A lot of people won't see it now, because of the production, the rookie-sounding flow in some of the songs, and the fact that it just ain't as great as Me Against the World.

Regarding the album, it's Tupac's rawest album. It's sound is a little unpolished, but that makes it more raw in my opinion. The production is unfinessed, and considering the tracks that Dr. Dre, ATCQ, Large Professor, and the Bomb Squad were doing, it sounds a little dated, even for '91

2007-10-04 05:18:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rap and Hip-Hop

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do you really count your blessings...?

how many do you have...???...;0)

2007-10-04 05:14:37 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Why does every question I ask get recommended for Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual?

Except this one apperently.

And why is my computer purple and frilly?

2007-10-04 05:14:26 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Entertainment & Music - 4 October 2007

Good Tear Jerker Songs?

Did Britney forget her words at the VMA awards?

Do you always have the last laugh?

What separates the men from the boys?

does anyone else agree with me....?

Nellie the elephant packed her lunch and went on her break?

What do you NEED right now...???

At what point in life would you resort to killing yourself?

How do you want to be remembered when your life come to an end??

Do your CURTAINS match your DRAPES?

Can Judge Judy pop, lock & drop it like it's hot?

What's your favorite holiday?? Why??

Has everybody had a chance to answer a Rory Emerald question?

Who's The Dummy?