Entertainment & Music - 28 September 2007

What do u call a french man with slippers??? Philip Flop

2007-09-28 22:50:33 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My mum and dad said the word mass and they kept laughing. I think that it may be sexually orientated...can anybody tell me what the joke is?

2007-09-28 22:49:02 · 3 answers · asked by Delta-fan 2 in Jokes & Riddles

the chihuahau a doberman and a bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a great looking female collie comes up to them and says , whoever can say liver and cheese in one sentence can have me. so the doberman say " i love liver and cheese" the collie replies thats not good enough. the bulldog says " i hate liver and cheese" " she says not creative enough" finally the chihuahua says "liver alone cheese mine"

2007-09-28 22:48:41 · 15 answers · asked by Tamara D 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-28 22:45:34 · 13 answers · asked by Bored 5 in Polls & Surveys

what do you say?

2007-09-28 22:45:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

cause I am confused as hell..

2007-09-28 22:43:37 · 12 answers · asked by DL 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-28 22:42:59 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-28 22:42:38 · 21 answers · asked by Red Rose 6 in Polls & Surveys

No.....wait a minute....no I haven't...b*ll*cks!!!

Have you? x

2007-09-28 22:42:37 · 23 answers · asked by Miss Notorious 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-28 22:36:46 · 13 answers · asked by DL 3 in Polls & Surveys

> > > > I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked,
> > > > "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeles woman told me.
> > > >
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" I asked.

"No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.
> > > >
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" I asked.
> > > > "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!
> > > >
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight."
> > > >
The homeless Woman was shocked. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
> > > >
I said, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine."

2007-09-28 22:35:14 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I mean, im almost 15, and I honestly can't remember a single time other than once that my father hugged me. This sounds terrible, but I truly dont even feel a sense of love towards him. He's also kind of got his problems with alcohol....Is this wrong to feel? I mean, I have my reasons, but I don't think their very justified.
I feel that my big brother is more of a father figure than my father is. And im not sure the bad relationship with my father is a bad thing. . . because I think that's why im so close to my brother, no one's ever loved me like her has before, and never will. Nor will i love anyone as much. But is it bad for me to not feel this sense of love towards him? It's weird...

2007-09-28 22:35:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

would you forgive me?

2007-09-28 22:34:53 · 11 answers · asked by DL 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-28 22:34:11 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-28 22:31:52 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-28 22:31:26 · 19 answers · asked by elflaeda 7 in Polls & Surveys

A couple in a convertible are driving along and a crow crashes threw the windshield, the man tells the woman ________ and she responds by saying ________.

2007-09-28 22:29:21 · 7 answers · asked by gone 7 in Polls & Surveys

did you look?

2007-09-28 22:25:44 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-28 22:25:31 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1991 to 1992 was sure a rocking year in music. So choose your best from the below albulms, or choose your own... Thank you...

Pearl Jam- Ten, Nirvana - Nevermind, Alice in Chains- Dirt,
Metallica- Black Albulm, Red Hot Chili Peppers- Blood Sex Sugar Magic.

2007-09-28 22:25:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-28 22:24:25 · 20 answers · asked by elflaeda 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-28 22:23:28 · 30 answers · asked by elflaeda 7 in Polls & Surveys

i never but a mate of mine did regular

2007-09-28 22:23:23 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm a real idiot when it comes to computers. I love to write fanfiction and would like to post some on FanFiction.net
If some body would be so kind as to give me extremely precise answers, that would be wonderful. I would really like to post some!

2007-09-28 22:22:32 · 3 answers · asked by Dinchan 2 in Comics & Animation

I'm a big fan of Arnold Schwarzenegger, I think Terminator 2: Judgement Day is his best film & Terminator movie, but how come Hollywood took so long to make the sequels or put it off for a while?, because after the first movie in 1984, it took over half a decade, 7 years later in 1991 when Terminator 2 came out. Terminator 3 came out 12 years after Terminator 2 in 1991, why did Hollywood put it off so long?, thats over a decade!!!!, I don't know of any other movies that take so long for sequels, most average movies have sequels like every 2-3 years, & sometimes 4. Now it looks like they are gonna be taking forever for Terminator 4, but that's obvious because Arnold Schwarzenegger is Governor of California now.

2007-09-28 22:21:43 · 4 answers · asked by introvertedguy06 6 in Movies

playing games? how did you ease your conscience afterwards

2007-09-28 22:21:15 · 5 answers · asked by DL 3 in Polls & Surveys

what you would want? Just one person or thing. NO BOAT!

2007-09-28 22:19:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do you forgive me?

2007-09-28 22:19:03 · 12 answers · asked by DL 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-28 22:16:18 · 33 answers · asked by wolflady 6 in Polls & Surveys

I think they so funny!

2007-09-28 22:15:06 · 5 answers · asked by always4him 1 in Celebrities