Entertainment & Music - 14 June 2007

While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.

Bush asks how she knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."

Bush watches as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

Bush nods: "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. Bush summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?"

Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.

"Now look here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb ****, it's Tony Blair!"

2007-06-14 02:00:54 · 9 answers · asked by amanda_bbgd182 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Why do most of us feel COMPELLED to LIE....?

about flossing? I mean, what's the dentist gonna do? Stab us with a sharp instrument?

2007-06-14 02:00:45 · 5 answers · asked by ~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Are you Sweet, or do you need a little Sugar?

I don't take sugar...i reckon i'm sweet enough lol.

2007-06-14 02:00:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If I have but one life to give ,I would give it for----------------?

2007-06-14 01:59:36 · 12 answers · asked by Gypsy Gal 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Rate the following out of 10?

U can also give -ve marks, or some comments on these options.
Thanx for answering, :)

1) Ur current state of mind
2) Fashion
3) Failure( u can give +ve marks if u see this as an opportunity for success)
4) George Bush
5) Glamour
6) Yahoo! Answers
7) Harry Potter
8) Taj Mahal
9) Technology
10) My question

2007-06-14 01:59:19 · 38 answers · asked by GodLuvsU:)) 4 in Polls & Surveys

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♥ Sivaji The Boss---> howz iz da movie ♥ ?

Ranjikant's much hyped 'Sivaji: The Boss', which opens ...do u watch it..wat iz ur opinion abt diz movie...rajini perfomance very superb...rajini rockz da world !!

♥ sUper sTar rAjInIkaNth ♥

2007-06-14 01:58:52 · 19 answers · asked by ? 2 in Movies

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is there going to be e pirates of the carribean 4?

i really wish there was a pirates 4 will there be?

2007-06-14 01:58:31 · 19 answers · asked by phil d 1 in Movies

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do you LIKE puppies....?

clearly i'm only on my first cup of coffee....

2007-06-14 01:57:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Why is Bill Hicks not with us anymore?

Life is unfair.

2007-06-14 01:57:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Who would you LOVE to meet from Yahoo A?

Wouldn't a Yahoo A convention be FUN????
We could all wear our avatars around our neck.

2007-06-14 01:56:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What nut isn't hard?

a doughnut!!

d'ya love it?

2007-06-14 01:55:19 · 10 answers · asked by zena B 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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What is the state of bliss that you think you are dreaming and what is your happiness and....?

is it so beautiful that you want to cry? is it brilliant as well? Is this moment that you are describing perfect? make sure you dont let it pass you by.

2007-06-14 01:54:45 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is Love really the greatest Gift?

2007-06-14 01:54:03 · 17 answers · asked by Gypsy Gal 6 in Polls & Surveys

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When Nobody Loves you do You go Eat worms?

If Not what is your food of choicewhen feeling down?

2007-06-14 01:53:38 · 18 answers · asked by D B 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Should I be offended by this ethnic slur?

A friend and me were eating breakfeast some place and a hot lady was sitting next to us. She kinda turned towards us and said "I wish I could get some real sausage and a couple of eggs cuase the food here sucks." Well, my friend biut and invited here to his car and did whatever 2 strangers do and came back about the time I finished my breakfeast. Then she said, "I wish I had a big ol burrito so I won't have to go to Taco Bueno later on." and I got up and left. Was she totally out of line? What would you do. P.S. I am Hispanic.

2007-06-14 01:52:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Which member of Fleetwood Mac had a brother who won a silver medal at the 1968 Olympics?

2007-06-14 01:52:40 · 4 answers · asked by Effie 2 in Celebrities

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Who or what did you share your bed with last night?

I was on my lonesome because I finally got rid of my awful boyfriend. It's bit weird getting used to sleeping alone again though.

2007-06-14 01:52:14 · 88 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Any ideas on what to call a night that plays electro?

My boyfriend is a dj and mostly plays Electro. He has just started a night playing in an Electro room and he has to think of a name to call it, the only problem is - we're stuck for ideas! Can anyone help???

2007-06-14 01:52:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

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Have you ever NOT answered a question because...?

of a persons user name?

2007-06-14 01:51:57 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What bow cant u tie?

a Rainbow!
d'ya love it?

2007-06-14 01:51:37 · 8 answers · asked by zena B 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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I quit my job June 8th, Is it normal for the Human Resources manager of the competition to phone me......?

4 days later asking me if I was interested in a job with their company when I didn't even apply?

2007-06-14 01:50:07 · 21 answers · asked by Johnny Walker 3 in Polls & Surveys