Entertainment & Music - 6 June 2007

2007-06-06 22:50:45 · 15 answers · asked by • Koala • uʍop ɹǝpun 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-06 22:50:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I haven't found anything it can't fix yet!

2007-06-06 22:49:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather slick, well dressed,
gentleman.
She asked, "Can I help you?"
"I want to see Natalie," he replied.
"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps you should
see
someone else."
"No, I must see Natalie."
Just then Natalie appears and announced to the man that she charged
R10000
per visit.
Without blinking the man reached into his pocket and handed her R10 000.
The two went up to the room for an hour.
The next night he appeared again, demanding to see Natalie. Natalie
explained that it was rare for anyone to come back two nights in a row
and
that there was no discount, her price remained at R10 000 a visit.
Again the man took out the money, the two went up to the room, and an
hour
later he left. When he showed up on the third consecutive night, no one
could believe it. Again he handed Natalie R10 000, and they went up to
the
room.
At the end of an hour Natalie questioned the man: "No one has ever used
my
services for three nights in a row. Where are you from?"
The gentleman replied, "I'm from Pretoria."
"Really," she replied. "I have family there."
"Yes, I know," said the gentleman. "Your father died and I am your
sister's
attorney. She asked me to give you your R30 000 inheritance."

Moral of the story is that some things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. and being screwed by an attorney.

*Star if you like;-)

2007-06-06 22:48:44 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-06 22:47:26 · 12 answers · asked by pretty smiley 5 in Polls & Surveys

Did it ever make you cry?

2007-06-06 22:46:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lyrics

2007-06-06 22:44:57 · 46 answers · asked by xxon_23 7 in Polls & Surveys

♥
cream cheese, butter, or peanut butter? or soemthin else if u want haha, whuts one more when im makin 'em *wenks*

2007-06-06 22:44:04 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-06 22:43:03 · 15 answers · asked by nhim 1 in Celebrities

is it what ime actually doing right now??

whooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! the wifes out all day.

2007-06-06 22:41:34 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-06 22:39:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-06 22:39:54 · 12 answers · asked by Leonarda 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-06 22:39:41 · 9 answers · asked by xxon_23 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-06 22:38:26 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

kinda sad when they have to leave Y!A for the night/day??

I have to go to bed now! Nighty-Night! : )

2007-06-06 22:36:37 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's raining cats and dogs here! lol...i'm somewhere in the pacific (not exactly in the ocean, lol)...

2007-06-06 22:36:29 · 19 answers · asked by pretty smiley 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-06 22:35:53 · 11 answers · asked by Ha!! 2 in Polls & Surveys

There a red head, black hair and a blonde. They where in a boat crash and swam to an island. Months has pass only surviving on fruits. One day they were walking and the red head trip on something in the sand after they dig it up they saw it was a genie lamp. They rub the lamp and a genie came out since there is 3 of you ill give ya'll 1 wish each so they all agree.So the red head say i want to go to my home town richer than rich poof she was gone
The black hair says i want to go back home to my family poof she was gone
Then the blonde didnt know what she wanted so the geni gave her a week to decide after a week pass the geni say what is your wish and the blonde say im bored i wish for my friends back

2007-06-06 22:35:28 · 8 answers · asked by BrooklynNY 2 in Jokes & Riddles

here are some of the lyrics:
"so i just keep on going
i never could pretend to be something im not .......
and all i can do is be true to myself
everything is right where it should be"

couldnt catch the rest of the lyrics. pls help! thanks.

2007-06-06 22:34:09 · 1 answers · asked by me 1 in Lyrics

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She : Dear !!





Now after the marriage you can read it from below to up !!

2007-06-06 22:33:57 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

People tend to swear a lot these days.

2007-06-06 22:33:07 · 31 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

you see the "STARS" up in the sky.....???

keep smiling...!!!

2007-06-06 22:31:54 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-06 22:31:03 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-06 22:30:08 · 3 answers · asked by arsenalsalam 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-06 22:29:44 · 14 answers · asked by ck 5 in Polls & Surveys

I mean I see alot of these questions on here and we should leave each other and just be happy for one another....

2007-06-06 22:27:42 · 21 answers · asked by UTC 5 in Polls & Surveys

It came out within a few months of the 1998 movie called Armageddon. I remember there was a lot of people talking about the fact that one movie was a ripoff of the other (to a degree) because they both dealt with similar storylines, about an asteroid/comet that was on its way towards earth, and the release dates for these movies were so close to each other. Can anyone remember what the second movie is called?

2007-06-06 22:26:31 · 10 answers · asked by Raindrop 3 in Movies

For me, it would have to be an attack helicopter or maybe even the Chinook. Remember, it could be with wheels, wings, floating etc.

2007-06-06 22:25:49 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-06 22:25:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-06 22:23:18 · 24 answers · asked by Ha!! 2 in Polls & Surveys