He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She : Dear !!
Now after the marriage you can read it from below to up !!
2007-06-06 22:33:57 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*star if you like;-)
2007-06-06 22:34:22 · update #1
That's the first one I've read today, and what a great start.
That's made my day!
=)
2007-06-07 00:29:40 · answer #1 · answered by Zombie Jesus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ths really nice
i liked it a lot
now u try this one
ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST
Count every " F" in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
HOW MANY ?
WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go back and try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.
The reasoning behind is further down.
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The brain cannot process "OF".
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Incredible or what? Go back and look again!! Anyone who sees all six the first time is a genious!
? ? ? ? ? ? ?
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Three is normal, four is quite rare.
Send this to your friends.
It will drive them crazy, and keep them occupied for several minutes
2007-06-07 04:21:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How did you get a transcript of my first marriage? Do you work at the court house? I didn't think it was legal to post legal documents on the Internet without the permission of the two parties.
2007-06-07 02:25:14 · answer #3 · answered by nana4dakids 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!!
2007-06-06 23:23:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao star and 10 on then that was brilliant
2007-06-06 23:54:41 · answer #5 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny LMAO take a star lol
2007-06-06 22:40:05 · answer #6 · answered by BrooklynNY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny i love how it was put togeather so u can read it both ways and mean two differnt things good find!!! star for u
2007-06-06 22:38:25 · answer #7 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever but maybe a little too much truth in it.
2007-06-07 01:56:53 · answer #8 · answered by Me 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Funny and sad. Here's your star.
Have a great day!
2007-06-07 02:02:25 · answer #9 · answered by PJPeach 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny both ways! lol! 10!
2007-06-06 22:52:24 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋